spagettin joke again, did not go thru 1st time.

[Guest guest]

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian

woman for several years. One night, during one of their

rendezvous, she confided that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered

to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to

secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide

child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and

write " Spaghetti " on the back. He would then arrange for child

support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

" Honey, " she said, " you received a very strange post card today. "

" Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later, " he said. The wife

complied, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,

and fainted.

On the card was written: " Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with

meatballs, one without. "