Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 In a message dated 7/31/2000 4:23:22 PM Eastern Daylight Time, lorireplogle@... writes: << Hubby had a vasectomy last week and we are using barrier method until he is tested,,,,, >> Lori, How did your husband react to his big V. When mine had his done and came out of the Dr. office, I felt sorry for him, but I couldn't help but laugh at him, he was as white as a ghost and his eyes were as big as saucers. It was pitiful, but funny too!!! I don't think it was one of his better days!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL Cathy in Lenoir, NC 5' 0 " 216.5 Lbs. BMI 42 A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 In a message dated 7/31/2000 5:59:43 PM Eastern Daylight Time, lindat@... writes: << f you *really* get desperate for a sure-fire birth control method, I can loan you my ex -- guaranteed to make you not want any at all for a long time!! Hugs! >> LOL LOL LOL LOL Cracked me up!!!!!!!!! Cathy in Lenoir, NC 5' 0 " 216.5 Lbs. BMI 42 A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 In a message dated 7/31/2000 4:08:01 PM Eastern Daylight Time, florence@... writes: > > Dr. R addressed this with the group on Saturday. Since I am 57, I didn't > tune in clearly. But > he did suggest barrier methods as birth control. Maybe some of you who are > in your child > bear years can comment on this. Hey, I know, I'm sure Lori was listening > closely to this part > of Dr. R's answers....(only kidding Lori). > Barrier methods..like keep your pants on right?? LOL Holly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 In a message dated 7/31/00 2:48:19 PM Pacific Daylight Time, CMo6331945@... writes: << How did your husband react to his big V. When mine had his done and came out of the Dr. office, I felt sorry for him, but I couldn't help but laugh at him, he was as white as a ghost and his eyes were as big as saucers. It was pitiful, but funny too!!! I don't think it was one of his better days!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL >> All I can say is it's a good thing that men aren't the ones that have the babies!! They are such BIG BABIES as it is!!! lol Regards, Debbie in IL Daughter MGB 8/9 Cigna (3rd appeal)--BMI 45 Counting on Cigna for Debbie (BMI 40) First request denied 7/21 :0( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 In a message dated 7/31/00 3:00:10 PM Pacific Daylight Time, lindat@... writes: << Barrier methods? Is that where one of you puts a mattress up against the bedroom door to keep the other one out? Maybe it's the aspirin method. No, wait, Dr. R. said no aspirin. Hmmmm. Laurie, in your case, maybe you should try the aspirin method anyway. It works like this: You take one aspirin, put it between your knees, and hold it there. Snarf!! If you *really* get desperate for a sure-fire birth control method, I can loan you my ex -- guaranteed to make you not want any at all for a long time!! Hugs! >> Now this was a very funny post! :0) Regards, Debbie in IL Daughter MGB 8/9 Cigna (3rd appeal)--BMI 45 Counting on Cigna for Debbie (BMI 40) First request denied 7/21 :0( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 In a message dated 7/31/00 3:00:10 PM Pacific Daylight Time, lindat@... writes: << Barrier methods? Is that where one of you puts a mattress up against the bedroom door to keep the other one out? >> This reminded me of a joke. How can you tell when an elephant has her period? There's a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 Flo, I knew all about the necessaties of BC,,,after surgery. Hubby had a vasectomy last week and we are using barrier method until he is tested,,,,,,,,,but, no longer being on the pill, we ran into a brief dilemma with the " new BC method " ,,,,,,,opps,--- But timing doesnt pan out..... Im not too concerned, but Im aware,,,,, Lori eating crackers and pickles........ In MiniGastris (AT) egroups (DOT) com, florence@u... wrote: > Dr. R addressed this with the group on Saturday. Since I am 57, I didn't tune in clearly. But > he did suggest barrier methods as birth control. Maybe some of you who are in your child > bear years can comment on this. Hey, I know, I'm sure Lori was listening closely to this part > of Dr. R's answers....(only kidding Lori). > > Flo who's melting in land > > > > ** Original Subject: RE: Birth Control > > ** Original Sender: TeacherGator@a... > > ** Original Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 15:55:16 -0400 > > > ** Original Message follows... > > > > > IMPORTANT NOTE: > > > > All jokes aside, you guys realize birth control pills are NOT an effective > > form of birth control for 1 year after suyrgery, right????? This was quite a > > shocker to my husband and I . . but THANK GOD we found out!!!! Dr. R says > > you can still take the pills, just dont count on them to prevent pregnancy . > > .. why else would you take them? anyway - just a hint so we dont have any > > baies in 9 months for real!!! : ) > > L. > > > > > > > > In a message dated 07/31/2000 2:39:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time, > > MiniGastricBypass (AT) egroups (DOT) com writes: > > > > > Judi, > > > I dont want to wait to call you in 9 months, I think its just from my > > > cycle getting back into wack from being on birth control pills prior > > > surgery, and now I can actually feel myself ovulating.. > > > i ate some grits , it stays down but,im still queezy no throw up > > > queezy but bla queezy..... > > > If I am do I stop the actigal right away? > > > love > > > lori > > > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: MiniGastricBypass- unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > >** --------- End Original Message ----------- ** > > > > > > Florence Ballengee > Hollywood, land > florence@u... > > Download NeoPlanet at http://www.neoplanet.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 Dr. R addressed this with the group on Saturday. Since I am 57, I didn't tune in clearly. But he did suggest barrier methods as birth control. Maybe some of you who are in your child bear years can comment on this. Hey, I know, I'm sure Lori was listening closely to this part of Dr. R's answers....(only kidding Lori). Flo who's melting in land > ** Original Subject: RE: Birth Control > ** > ** Original Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 15:55:16 -0400 > ** Original Message follows... > > IMPORTANT NOTE: > > All jokes aside, you guys realize birth control pills are NOT an effective > form of birth control for 1 year after suyrgery, right????? This was quite a > shocker to my husband and I . . but THANK GOD we found out!!!! Dr. R says > you can still take the pills, just dont count on them to prevent pregnancy . > .. why else would you take them? anyway - just a hint so we dont have any > baies in 9 months for real!!! : ) > L. > > > > In a message dated 07/31/2000 2:39:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time, > MiniGastricBypass (AT) egroups (DOT) com writes: > > > Judi, > > I dont want to wait to call you in 9 months, I think its just from my > > cycle getting back into wack from being on birth control pills prior > > surgery, and now I can actually feel myself ovulating.. > > i ate some grits , it stays down but,im still queezy no throw up > > queezy but bla queezy..... > > If I am do I stop the actigal right away? > > love > > lori > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > >** --------- End Original Message ----------- ** > Florence Ballengee Hollywood, land florence@... Download NeoPlanet at http://www.neoplanet.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 > In MiniGastris (AT) egroups (DOT) com, florence@u... wrote: > > Dr. R addressed this with the group on Saturday. Since I am 57, I > didn't tune in clearly. Buthe did suggest barrier methods as birth control. > Maybe some of you who are in your child bear years can comment on this. Hey, > I know, I'm sure Lori was listening closely to this part > > of Dr. R's answers....(only kidding Lori). > > > > Flo who's melting in land Barrier methods? Is that where one of you puts a mattress up against the bedroom door to keep the other one out? Maybe it's the aspirin method. No, wait, Dr. R. said no aspirin. Hmmmm. Laurie, in your case, maybe you should try the aspirin method anyway. It works like this: You take one aspirin, put it between your knees, and hold it there. Snarf!! If you *really* get desperate for a sure-fire birth control method, I can loan you my ex -- guaranteed to make you not want any at all for a long time!! Hugs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 In a message dated 7/31/2000 7:21:50 PM Eastern Daylight Time, DebLaMan@... writes: << All I can say is it's a good thing that men aren't the ones that have the babies!! They are such BIG BABIES as it is!!! lol Regards, Debbie in IL Daughter MGB 8/9 Cigna (3rd appeal)--BMI 45 Counting on Cigna for Debbie (BMI 40) First request denied 7/21 :0( >> That's exactly what I told him. LOL LOL that I was sorry but he didn't have a clue what real pain was like. They didn't have epidurals when I had mine. I was in labor for close to 60 hours and then they still had to take my first one with forceps, 2nd child was much easier. I told him it was hard for me to " feel his pain " after that. LOL LOL Cathy in Lenoir, NC 5' 0 " 216.5 Lbs. BMI 42 A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2000 Report Share Posted July 31, 2000 LOL..yea. I think T addressed barrier methods satisfactorily. LOL > ** Original Subject: RE: Birth Control > ** > ** Original Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 19:07:12 -0400 > ** Original Message follows... > > In a message dated 7/31/2000 4:08:01 PM Eastern Daylight Time, > florence@... writes: > > > > > Dr. R addressed this with the group on Saturday. Since I am 57, I didn't > > tune in clearly. But > > he did suggest barrier methods as birth control. Maybe some of you who are > > in your child > > bear years can comment on this. Hey, I know, I'm sure Lori was listening > > closely to this part > > of Dr. R's answers....(only kidding Lori). > > > Barrier methods..like keep your pants on right?? LOL > Holly > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > >** --------- End Original Message ----------- ** > Florence Ballengee Hollywood, land florence@... Download NeoPlanet at http://www.neoplanet.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 18, 2001 Report Share Posted October 18, 2001 Birth Control A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Sure," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get lonely in the night." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, the man asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 18, 2001 Report Share Posted October 18, 2001 Birth Control A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Sure," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get lonely in the night." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, the man asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 There have been several answers to the birth control question -- and it has been posted several times. I agree with Sheila that your daughter needs to consult with her doctor. The only 100% form of birth control is abstinence. EVERYONE needs to decide what form to use by talking to their doctor and weighing their individuals circumstances. There are limited forms of BC available. And we have attempted to cover all the forms here. There are methods of sexual activity that can be practiced without birth control in which no pregnancy will result. But that is a personal subject that is probably not appropriate for widespread conversation on this list. Anyway, the best thing to do when it comes to birth control is to consult -- as Sheila said -- with your individual doctors. mailto: dferguson@... BTC, Columbus, 10/7/98 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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