Guest guest Posted July 25, 2000 Report Share Posted July 25, 2000 I thought we would all enjoy this one! Holly > > > Exercise - is it worth it? I think you will like this. > > > > It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one > > minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an > > additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. > > > > 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was > > 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is. > > > > 2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could > > hear heavy breathing again. > > > > 3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. > > Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. > > > > 4. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain > > figures out what I'm doing. > > > > 5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to touch our > > toes, he would have put them further up on our body. > > > > 6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people > > who annoy me. > > > > 7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. > > > > 8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. > > > > 9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a > > small country. > > > > And last but not least: > > > > 10. I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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