TOOT-TOOT-TOOTSIE, GOOD-BYE!

[Guest guest]

I have found a cure for the um, er, hmmm, gaseous emissions one can get

after weight loss surgery -- *shredded* (into tiny slices) broccoli,

cauliflower, cabbage (yes, cabbage . . .), carrots, and lettuce salad.

It looks a lot like the ingredients for cole slaw, only smaller . . .

industrial strength bulk-r-us.

I found some already-shredded broccoli/carrots/cauliflower/cabbage

called " vegetable cole slaw mix " at the super Walmart grocery, and just

had to add lettuce and salad dressing to have a great tasting salad.

Every day I had one of these salads -- no toots (or at least a whole lot

less)!

Oddly enough, things that formerly gave me gas, like onions, cabbage,

and cucumbers, don't seem to do that now, but *fat* can give me enough

gas I need an anchor to keep from launching myself. But when I ate this

salad each day, no problems, even with a couple of fatty things, like

cookies. Your mileage may vary.

Hope this works for you if you need the cure as badly as I did!

Kind regards,

P.S. Before you ask, no Citrucell did not work for this.

P.S.S. No, I do not feel guilty (much, well, okay some) for eating

cookies. It will take awhile to cure that mindset.

[Guest guest]

,

Did you put salad dressing on that salad?

My gaseous bouts are from the reg salad dressings!

Too much fat!---

Love Lori

ps

I thought you were coming in for the support grp? Its at 2 you can

still make it! C'mon!!!

In MiniGastricBypass (AT) egroups (DOT) com, <lindat@m...> wrote:

> I have found a cure for the um, er, hmmm, gaseous emissions one can

get

> after weight loss surgery -- *shredded* (into tiny slices) broccoli,

> cauliflower, cabbage (yes, cabbage . . .), carrots, and lettuce

salad.

> It looks a lot like the ingredients for cole slaw, only smaller . .

..

> industrial strength bulk-r-us.

>

> I found some already-shredded broccoli/carrots/cauliflower/cabbage

> called " vegetable cole slaw mix " at the super Walmart grocery, and

just

> had to add lettuce and salad dressing to have a great tasting

salad.

> Every day I had one of these salads -- no toots (or at least a

whole lot

> less)!

>

> Oddly enough, things that formerly gave me gas, like onions,

cabbage,

> and cucumbers, don't seem to do that now, but *fat* can give me

enough

> gas I need an anchor to keep from launching myself. But when I ate

this

> salad each day, no problems, even with a couple of fatty things,

like

> cookies. Your mileage may vary.

>

> Hope this works for you if you need the cure as badly as I did!

>

> Kind regards,

>

>

>

> P.S. Before you ask, no Citrucell did not work for this.

>

> P.S.S. No, I do not feel guilty (much, well, okay some) for eating

> cookies. It will take awhile to cure that mindset.

[Guest guest]

Lori wrote:

>

> ,

> Did you put salad dressing on that salad?

> My gaseous bouts are from the reg salad dressings!

> Too much fat!---

> Love Lori

It's the salad that *cured* the gaseous bouts, not caused them, but no,

I don't use regular salad dressing. I use Marzetti's Fat Free

Peppercorn Ranch dressing on it. Fat and I don't get along, either.

> ps

> I thought you were coming in for the support grp? Its at 2 you can

> still make it! C'mon!!!

I probably can't get there before Monday night. I'm trying to make it

for clinic on Tuesday.

>

> In MiniGastricBypass (AT) egroups (DOT) com, <lindat@m...> wrote:

> > I have found a cure for the um, er, hmmm, gaseous emissions one can

> get

> > after weight loss surgery -- *shredded* (into tiny slices) broccoli,

> > cauliflower, cabbage (yes, cabbage . . .), carrots, and lettuce

> salad.

> > It looks a lot like the ingredients for cole slaw, only smaller . .

> .

> > industrial strength bulk-r-us.

> >

> > I found some already-shredded broccoli/carrots/cauliflower/cabbage

> > called " vegetable cole slaw mix " at the super Walmart grocery, and

> just

> > had to add lettuce and salad dressing to have a great tasting

> salad.

> > Every day I had one of these salads -- no toots (or at least a

> whole lot

> > less)!

> >

> > Oddly enough, things that formerly gave me gas, like onions,

> cabbage,

> > and cucumbers, don't seem to do that now, but *fat* can give me

> enough

> > gas I need an anchor to keep from launching myself. But when I ate

> this

> > salad each day, no problems, even with a couple of fatty things,

> like

> > cookies. Your mileage may vary.

> >

> > Hope this works for you if you need the cure as badly as I did!

> >

> > Kind regards,

> >

> >

> >

> > P.S. Before you ask, no Citrucell did not work for this.

> >

> > P.S.S. No, I do not feel guilty (much, well, okay some) for eating

> > cookies. It will take awhile to cure that mindset.

>

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