cfparents-very funny if you were born before1950

[Guest guest]

n and Grandma Bev my Mama sent me this

Sorry if you sent this to me or if I already sent to you

or............

> NEW VIRUS

> Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there

> is a virus called the " Senile Virus " that even the most

> advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it ..... so be

warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before 1950!

>

> Symptoms of the Senile Virus:

> 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

> 2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.

> 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

> 4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.

> 5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.

> 6. Causes you to hit " SEND " before you've finished the e-mail.

>

> Remember???????????

>

> I don't remember if I sent this one out.........

> I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??

>

> Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the

good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the

difference.

>

> Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

>

> 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

>

> 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

>

> 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

>

> 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

>

> 7. If all is not lost, where is it?

>

> 8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

>

> 9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

>

> 11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

>

> 12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

>

> 13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

>

> 14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.

>

> 16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the

bathroom.

>

> 17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

>

> 18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to

play chess?

>

> 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

>

> 21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

>

> 22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go

somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

>

> 23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!

>

> 24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...

>

> Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh,

heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they

are. Then something is supposed to happen... I think. Maybe you get your

memory back or something! I think...

Love BeckyB

[Guest guest]

n and Grandma Bev my Mama sent me this

Sorry if you sent this to me or if I already sent to you

or............

> NEW VIRUS

> Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there

> is a virus called the " Senile Virus " that even the most

> advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it ..... so be

warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before 1950!

>

> Symptoms of the Senile Virus:

> 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

> 2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.

> 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

> 4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.

> 5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.

> 6. Causes you to hit " SEND " before you've finished the e-mail.

>

> Remember???????????

>

> I don't remember if I sent this one out.........

> I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??

>

> Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the

good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the

difference.

>

> Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

>

> 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

>

> 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

>

> 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

>

> 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

>

> 7. If all is not lost, where is it?

>

> 8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

>

> 9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

>

> 11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

>

> 12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

>

> 13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

>

> 14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.

>

> 16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the

bathroom.

>

> 17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

>

> 18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to

play chess?

>

> 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

>

> 20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

>

> 21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

>

> 22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go

somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

>

> 23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!

>

> 24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...

>

> Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh,

heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they

are. Then something is supposed to happen... I think. Maybe you get your

memory back or something! I think...

Love BeckyB

[Guest guest]

This is tooo cute!!! ;o) I am living proof that it also " attacks " those born

after 1950 ;o)

Deana

Mom to 12 ncf, and 6 wcf

[Guest guest]

This is tooo cute!!! ;o) I am living proof that it also " attacks " those born

after 1950 ;o)

Deana

Mom to 12 ncf, and 6 wcf