Re: Explicit-delete if you're prudish

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 3/16/2003 9:51:21 AM Pacific Standard Time,

vickiang@... writes:

> I'm going to have to work extra hard to blind my husband with sex and food

> so he won't notice so much!

>

I really identified with this post! I used to lay in bed on my back and look

down my body and think " this is not too bad. " Then if I moved, the wave

would ripple through the abdominal stuff. If I turned on my side I could

watch my pannus stretch out before me on the bed. And the day I was doing

yoga in stretch shorts and a tank top and saw what happened in the " downward

facing dog " position - who knew your body could hang like that!!

However, I did discover that black satin corsets and dim lighting in the

bedroom worked wonders for the sex. And there are some acts that you can

perform which your husband would (to quote mine) " crawl through broken glass

for " where you don't need to expose any skin at all....

Kate

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 3/16/2003 9:51:21 AM Pacific Standard Time,

vickiang@... writes:

> I'm going to have to work extra hard to blind my husband with sex and food

> so he won't notice so much!

>

I really identified with this post! I used to lay in bed on my back and look

down my body and think " this is not too bad. " Then if I moved, the wave

would ripple through the abdominal stuff. If I turned on my side I could

watch my pannus stretch out before me on the bed. And the day I was doing

yoga in stretch shorts and a tank top and saw what happened in the " downward

facing dog " position - who knew your body could hang like that!!

However, I did discover that black satin corsets and dim lighting in the

bedroom worked wonders for the sex. And there are some acts that you can

perform which your husband would (to quote mine) " crawl through broken glass

for " where you don't need to expose any skin at all....

Kate

[Guest guest]

Ok, Vicki.....this is a JOKE....but since your husband is a GUY...why not

try a little duct tape? LOL They say that will FIX about anything.

Debbie in Gig Harbor

ladybostons@...

http://www.cafeshops.com/copsstore

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[Guest guest]

Ok, Vicki.....this is a JOKE....but since your husband is a GUY...why not

try a little duct tape? LOL They say that will FIX about anything.

Debbie in Gig Harbor

ladybostons@...

http://www.cafeshops.com/copsstore

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