Jump to content
RemedySpot.com

Re: Maybe it's not me!

Rate this topic


Guest guest

Recommended Posts

Guest guest

Now, if I could just convince my pants that my rebound waist is imaginary

too, all would be well....

______________________________________________________

Ya know, Kate, every time ya wash your pants they shrink... Ya do wash 'em

right? If not, they also shrink when dry cleaned..... If you live in the

continental US the air hear tends to shrink them also, over a period of

time, of course..

Randy

Maybe it's not me!

> Last November I decided to buy a new scale because my vision seems to be

> getting worse (damned aging process!), and it was getting harder to see

those

> little lines. So I went with a nice digital model. Darned if the thing

> didn't say I was 5 lbs. heavier than my old one. But, okay - whatever.

>

> Well, the new scale is sooooo inconsistent, I decided to upgrade to a

better

> model with the body fat analysis. Now this one weighs me 1 pound heavier

> than the last one. It turns out my rebound weight is imaginary!!!

>

> Now, if I could just convince my pants that my rebound waist is imaginary

> too, all would be well....

>

> Kate

> (who also feels better knowing she has a normal body fat, even if that's

> imaginary)

>

>

>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest guest

Now, if I could just convince my pants that my rebound waist is imaginary

too, all would be well....

______________________________________________________

Ya know, Kate, every time ya wash your pants they shrink... Ya do wash 'em

right? If not, they also shrink when dry cleaned..... If you live in the

continental US the air hear tends to shrink them also, over a period of

time, of course..

Randy

Maybe it's not me!

> Last November I decided to buy a new scale because my vision seems to be

> getting worse (damned aging process!), and it was getting harder to see

those

> little lines. So I went with a nice digital model. Darned if the thing

> didn't say I was 5 lbs. heavier than my old one. But, okay - whatever.

>

> Well, the new scale is sooooo inconsistent, I decided to upgrade to a

better

> model with the body fat analysis. Now this one weighs me 1 pound heavier

> than the last one. It turns out my rebound weight is imaginary!!!

>

> Now, if I could just convince my pants that my rebound waist is imaginary

> too, all would be well....

>

> Kate

> (who also feels better knowing she has a normal body fat, even if that's

> imaginary)

>

>

>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...