Guest guest Posted February 19, 2003 Report Share Posted February 19, 2003 OK. Some guys go for Art Historians. Other guys like cocktail waitresses. Me, I like men so masculine that they leave a little trail of testosterone when they walk. I enjoy it when they tighten my lug nuts so tight it takes three mechanics to get them loose. Liking this kind of guy has its challenges, but it always makes it easy to strike up a conversation. How many ex-wives do you have? So when will the restraining order be lifted? Is your Probation Officer happy with your progress? I find them in VFWs, convenience stores, and landromats. Typically, my first dates end with conversations like " hope I didn't hurt you, little lady " and " here, let me help you find your dog tags. " Some of you are thinking that you're better than me, because your husbands and boyfriends take showers, but remember, I perform an important social function. I go out with the guys no one else will. in St. Louis Anyone see any dog tags lying around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2003 Report Share Posted February 19, 2003 OK. Some guys go for Art Historians. Other guys like cocktail waitresses. Me, I like men so masculine that they leave a little trail of testosterone when they walk. I enjoy it when they tighten my lug nuts so tight it takes three mechanics to get them loose. Liking this kind of guy has its challenges, but it always makes it easy to strike up a conversation. How many ex-wives do you have? So when will the restraining order be lifted? Is your Probation Officer happy with your progress? I find them in VFWs, convenience stores, and landromats. Typically, my first dates end with conversations like " hope I didn't hurt you, little lady " and " here, let me help you find your dog tags. " Some of you are thinking that you're better than me, because your husbands and boyfriends take showers, but remember, I perform an important social function. I go out with the guys no one else will. in St. Louis Anyone see any dog tags lying around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2003 Report Share Posted February 20, 2003 In a message dated 2/19/2003 3:59:03 PM Eastern Standard Time, lindawls@... writes: > > OK. Some guys go for Art Historians. Other guys like cocktail > waitresses. Me, I like men so masculine that they leave a little > trail of testosterone when they walk. I enjoy it when they tighten > my lug nuts so tight it takes three mechanics to get them loose. > > Liking this kind of guy has its challenges, but it always makes it > easy to strike up a conversation. > > How many ex-wives do you have? > So when will the restraining order be lifted? > Is your Probation Officer happy with your progress? > > I find them in VFWs, convenience stores, and landromats. Typically, > my first dates end with conversations like " hope I didn't hurt you, > little lady " and " here, let me help you find your dog tags. " > > Some of you are thinking that you're better than me, because your > husbands and boyfriends take showers, but remember, I perform an > important social function. I go out with the guys no one else will. > > in St. Louis > Anyone see any dog tags lying around? ********************************** , you almost made me choke on my protein shake! You're a riot! Thanks for the morning laugh, good way to start off the day! in NJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2003 Report Share Posted February 20, 2003 In a message dated 2/19/2003 3:59:03 PM Eastern Standard Time, lindawls@... writes: > > OK. Some guys go for Art Historians. Other guys like cocktail > waitresses. Me, I like men so masculine that they leave a little > trail of testosterone when they walk. I enjoy it when they tighten > my lug nuts so tight it takes three mechanics to get them loose. > > Liking this kind of guy has its challenges, but it always makes it > easy to strike up a conversation. > > How many ex-wives do you have? > So when will the restraining order be lifted? > Is your Probation Officer happy with your progress? > > I find them in VFWs, convenience stores, and landromats. Typically, > my first dates end with conversations like " hope I didn't hurt you, > little lady " and " here, let me help you find your dog tags. " > > Some of you are thinking that you're better than me, because your > husbands and boyfriends take showers, but remember, I perform an > important social function. I go out with the guys no one else will. > > in St. Louis > Anyone see any dog tags lying around? ********************************** , you almost made me choke on my protein shake! You're a riot! Thanks for the morning laugh, good way to start off the day! in NJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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