Guest guest Posted February 19, 2003 Report Share Posted February 19, 2003 In a message dated 2/20/2003 12:21:34 AM Eastern Standard Time, motorcyciemama@... writes: > 2. Laugh and warn that this is NOT going to be pleasant, and suggest > running > for cover I forgot to mention, that these give no warning. fay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2003 Report Share Posted February 19, 2003 In a message dated 2/20/2003 12:21:34 AM Eastern Standard Time, motorcyciemama@... writes: > 2. Laugh and warn that this is NOT going to be pleasant, and suggest > running > for cover I forgot to mention, that these give no warning. fay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2003 Report Share Posted February 20, 2003 Take a dog with you everywhere you go. Then blame it on the dog. Jac, ''Always saddle your own horse.''-- Connie Reeves, at age 100, upon induction to the Cowgirl Hall of Fame " Head up, heels down. " mailto:jholdaway@... http://www.pictureitdigitaldesigns.com/ http://members.cox.net/xxxfarmpaints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2003 Report Share Posted February 20, 2003 Take a dog with you everywhere you go. Then blame it on the dog. Jac, ''Always saddle your own horse.''-- Connie Reeves, at age 100, upon induction to the Cowgirl Hall of Fame " Head up, heels down. " mailto:jholdaway@... http://www.pictureitdigitaldesigns.com/ http://members.cox.net/xxxfarmpaints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2003 Report Share Posted February 20, 2003 Whoops, I should have included this page in my last post...sorry for the clutter. Here's a list of alternate terms for gas: http://www.ifarted.com/DS.asp?D=Names & TTL=How+to+Say+I+FARTED Actually, the whole site this is on is a hoot...or perhaps I should say " toot. " *cough* If you want to check out the whole thing, you might want to start here: http://www.ifarted.com/HP.asp Sharon > Hey Peeps, > > I didn't know there was gas etiquette. OK, depending on the situation, > here's what I'd do/have done. > > 1. Look at the floor and say.... " darn barking spiders are back " > 2. Laugh and warn that this is NOT going to be pleasant, and suggest running > for cover. > 3. Say.... OOOPS! sorry! > > Signed, > > The Queen of Farts in Chicago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2003 Report Share Posted February 20, 2003 Whoops, I should have included this page in my last post...sorry for the clutter. Here's a list of alternate terms for gas: http://www.ifarted.com/DS.asp?D=Names & TTL=How+to+Say+I+FARTED Actually, the whole site this is on is a hoot...or perhaps I should say " toot. " *cough* If you want to check out the whole thing, you might want to start here: http://www.ifarted.com/HP.asp Sharon > Hey Peeps, > > I didn't know there was gas etiquette. OK, depending on the situation, > here's what I'd do/have done. > > 1. Look at the floor and say.... " darn barking spiders are back " > 2. Laugh and warn that this is NOT going to be pleasant, and suggest running > for cover. > 3. Say.... OOOPS! sorry! > > Signed, > > The Queen of Farts in Chicago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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