Re: Halloween Humor from Relles

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, that was absolutly great. rotflmao.

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>Reply-To: shydrager

>To: (Recipient list suppressed)

>Subject: Halloween Humor from Relles

>Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 08:05:07 -0800

>

>1. This ifirst one is cute but...WARNING - WARNING - WARNING : Open in

>private

>with sound....

>

>http://www.cutestuf.com/flash_1002/bluemoon.swf

>

>

>

>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>

> >

> > 2. Hope this one shows up (thanks Lauri)

> > BOoOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

> >>

> >> It's the time of year when we all need to be reminded of our Halloween

> >> Safety Tips:

> >

> >

> >>

> >> 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see

>if

> >> it's really dead

> >> 2. Never (ever) read a book of demon summoning aloud, not even as a

>joke.

> >> 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

> >> 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language that

>they

> >> should not know, kill them immediately. It will save you a lot of

>trouble in

> >> the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill

>them, so

> >> be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's

>voice.

> >> 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it

>alone.

> >> 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open the portals to

>Hell.

> >> 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would

>apply to

> >> any other house of the dead as well.

> >> 8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find

>out

> >> that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!

> >> 9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short

> >> circuits. Just get out!

> >> 10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

> >> 11. If you find a town that looks deserted, there's probably a good

>reason

> >> for it. Don't stop and look around.

> >> 12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you

>know

> >> what you're doing.

> >> 13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at

>least

> >> twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the

>monster

> >> is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up

>with

> >> you.

> >> 14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic

>behavior

> >> such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing

>hairiness,

> >> multi-level marketing, and so on, kill them immediately.

> >> 15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are

>listed

> >> here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble

>if you

> >> recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

> >> 16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to

>the

> >> nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it

>is

> >> strange because you thought you had a full tank, shoot yourself

>instead. You

> >> are going to die anyway, and most likely while being eaten alive.

> >> 17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the

>time to

> >> move in with the in-laws. This applies to houses that had previous

> >> inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had

> >> inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.

> >> 18. If you enter a house and a disembodied voice tells you to " GET

>OUT, "

> >> listen to the helpful voice and leave.

> >> 19. Creepy old houses, campsites, or castles are never good places for

>a

> >> party.

> >> 20. If anyone offers you $1,000,000 if you just stay the night in a

>house,

> >> just leave and go buy a lottery ticket. Your chances of winning the

>lottery

> >> are slightly higher then your chances of living through the night.

> >>

> >> HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

> >

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

, that was absolutly great. rotflmao.

Thanks for thinking of me.

Best Regards,

See our personal website and photo site:

http://www.pdhangout.com

http://community.webshots.com/user/tenacitywins

>

>Reply-To: shydrager

>To: (Recipient list suppressed)

>Subject: Halloween Humor from Relles

>Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 08:05:07 -0800

>

>1. This ifirst one is cute but...WARNING - WARNING - WARNING : Open in

>private

>with sound....

>

>http://www.cutestuf.com/flash_1002/bluemoon.swf

>

>

>

>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>

> >

> > 2. Hope this one shows up (thanks Lauri)

> > BOoOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

> >>

> >> It's the time of year when we all need to be reminded of our Halloween

> >> Safety Tips:

> >

> >

> >>

> >> 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see

>if

> >> it's really dead

> >> 2. Never (ever) read a book of demon summoning aloud, not even as a

>joke.

> >> 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

> >> 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language that

>they

> >> should not know, kill them immediately. It will save you a lot of

>trouble in

> >> the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill

>them, so

> >> be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's

>voice.

> >> 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it

>alone.

> >> 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open the portals to

>Hell.

> >> 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would

>apply to

> >> any other house of the dead as well.

> >> 8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find

>out

> >> that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!

> >> 9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short

> >> circuits. Just get out!

> >> 10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

> >> 11. If you find a town that looks deserted, there's probably a good

>reason

> >> for it. Don't stop and look around.

> >> 12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you

>know

> >> what you're doing.

> >> 13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at

>least

> >> twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the

>monster

> >> is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up

>with

> >> you.

> >> 14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic

>behavior

> >> such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing

>hairiness,

> >> multi-level marketing, and so on, kill them immediately.

> >> 15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are

>listed

> >> here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble

>if you

> >> recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

> >> 16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to

>the

> >> nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it

>is

> >> strange because you thought you had a full tank, shoot yourself

>instead. You

> >> are going to die anyway, and most likely while being eaten alive.

> >> 17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the

>time to

> >> move in with the in-laws. This applies to houses that had previous

> >> inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had

> >> inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.

> >> 18. If you enter a house and a disembodied voice tells you to " GET

>OUT, "

> >> listen to the helpful voice and leave.

> >> 19. Creepy old houses, campsites, or castles are never good places for

>a

> >> party.

> >> 20. If anyone offers you $1,000,000 if you just stay the night in a

>house,

> >> just leave and go buy a lottery ticket. Your chances of winning the

>lottery

> >> are slightly higher then your chances of living through the night.

> >>

> >> HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

> >

>

>

>

>

>