Guest guest Posted February 27, 2003 Report Share Posted February 27, 2003 In a message dated 2/27/2003 10:28:25 PM Central Standard Time, coolairbeth@... writes: > I hope the emoticons come through although this is cute even if they don't. > > > > AND GOD CREATED > > In the beginning God populated the earth with > broccoli and cauliflower and > > spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all > kinds, so Man and Woman > > would live long and healthy lives. > > Then using God's great gifts, > > Satan created Ben and Jerry's & Ice Cream and > Krispy Kreme Donuts. > > And Satan asked, " You want chocolate with that? " > And man said " Yeah. " > > and woman said, " And another one with sprinkles. " > And they gained 10 pounds. > > > > And God created the healthful yogurt that woman > might keep the figure that > > man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white > flour from the wheat, and > > sugar from the cane, and combined them. And woman > went from size 2 to size 22. > > > > So God said, " Try my fresh green salad. " And Satan > presented > > Thousand-IslandDressing and garlic toast on the > side. And man and woman > > unfastened their belts following the repast. > > > > God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy > vegetables and olive oil in > > which to cook them. " And Satan brought forth > deep fried fish and > > chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own > platter. And man gained more > > weight and his cholesterol went through > the roof. > > > > God then brought running shoes so that his children > might loose those extra > > pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote > control so Man would not have > > to toil changing the channels. And man and woman > laughed and cried before > > the flickering light and gained > pounds. > > > > Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low > in fat and brimming with > > nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful > skin and sliced the starchy > > center into chips and deep-fried them. And man > gained pounds. > > > > God then gave lean beef so that man might consume > fewer calories and still > > satisfy his appetite. And Satan created Mc's > and it's 99-cent double > > cheeseburger. Then said, " You want fries with > that? " and man replied, > > " Yeah! > > And super size 'em. " And Satan said " It is good. " > and man went into cardiac arrest. > > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. > And Satan created HMOs > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 27, 2003 Report Share Posted February 27, 2003 In a message dated 2/27/2003 10:28:25 PM Central Standard Time, coolairbeth@... writes: > I hope the emoticons come through although this is cute even if they don't. > > > > AND GOD CREATED > > In the beginning God populated the earth with > broccoli and cauliflower and > > spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all > kinds, so Man and Woman > > would live long and healthy lives. > > Then using God's great gifts, > > Satan created Ben and Jerry's & Ice Cream and > Krispy Kreme Donuts. > > And Satan asked, " You want chocolate with that? " > And man said " Yeah. " > > and woman said, " And another one with sprinkles. " > And they gained 10 pounds. > > > > And God created the healthful yogurt that woman > might keep the figure that > > man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white > flour from the wheat, and > > sugar from the cane, and combined them. And woman > went from size 2 to size 22. > > > > So God said, " Try my fresh green salad. " And Satan > presented > > Thousand-IslandDressing and garlic toast on the > side. And man and woman > > unfastened their belts following the repast. > > > > God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy > vegetables and olive oil in > > which to cook them. " And Satan brought forth > deep fried fish and > > chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own > platter. And man gained more > > weight and his cholesterol went through > the roof. > > > > God then brought running shoes so that his children > might loose those extra > > pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote > control so Man would not have > > to toil changing the channels. And man and woman > laughed and cried before > > the flickering light and gained > pounds. > > > > Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low > in fat and brimming with > > nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful > skin and sliced the starchy > > center into chips and deep-fried them. And man > gained pounds. > > > > God then gave lean beef so that man might consume > fewer calories and still > > satisfy his appetite. And Satan created Mc's > and it's 99-cent double > > cheeseburger. Then said, " You want fries with > that? " and man replied, > > " Yeah! > > And super size 'em. " And Satan said " It is good. " > and man went into cardiac arrest. > > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. > And Satan created HMOs > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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