Chuckles (OT)

February 27, 2003

Gem #1

Inner Peace

I'm passing this along to you, because it's definitely working for me. I think I

have found inner peace. I recently read an article that said the best way to

achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I had started.

So, today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a chocolate pie, a fifth of

Absolut Vodka, a small box of chocolate candy, and I slapped the crap out of

someone I have never liked. I feel better already.

Please pass this along to a friend who is in need of inner peace

Gem #2

New Virus Warning

It seems that there is a new virus called the C-nile Virus that even the most

advanced programs from Norton cannot kill. For some reason, this virus appears

to affect only those PC operators who were born before 1958.

Symptoms of C-nile Virus:

1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice.

2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

4. Causes you to send back the message to the person who sent it to you.

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.

6. Causes you to hit " SEND " before you've finished the

February 27, 2003