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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While

on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she

asked, " is my time up?” God said, " No you have another 43 years, 2 months

and 8 days to live. " Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the

hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change

her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she

might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 43

years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car? "

God Replied, “I didn't recognize you. "

Jac

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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While

on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she

asked, " is my time up?” God said, " No you have another 43 years, 2 months

and 8 days to live. " Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the

hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change

her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she

might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 43

years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car? "

God Replied, “I didn't recognize you. "

Jac

mailto:jholdaway@...

http://www.pictureitdigitaldesigns.com/

http://members.cox.net/xxxfarmpaints

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