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Bill in WV wrote:

> 1. Pretend it didn't happen and keep on talking

> 2. Apologize and keep on talking.

> 3. Laugh out loud and keep on talking.

> 4. Excuse yourself and run to the head.

> 5. Hang your head in shame and walk away.

>

>

You need to add this one.

6. Yell, in a loud voice, " Fire in the hole " and take cover.

*****

There are a few more:

7. Yell, " EVACUATE " ! or, alternatively, " GAS MASKS, EVERYONE! " (This

was the rule among me and my siblings;

8. Smile broadly and give the special Flatulence Salute, which closely

resembles the salute from Spaceballs (left elbow in right hand, waggle

fingers of left hand). This is the one my kids use.

I.

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RNY September 19, 2001

Dr. Freeman, Ottawa General Hospital

BMI then: 43.5

BMI now: 22

-152 lbs

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Bill in WV wrote:

> 1. Pretend it didn't happen and keep on talking

> 2. Apologize and keep on talking.

> 3. Laugh out loud and keep on talking.

> 4. Excuse yourself and run to the head.

> 5. Hang your head in shame and walk away.

>

>

You need to add this one.

6. Yell, in a loud voice, " Fire in the hole " and take cover.

*****

There are a few more:

7. Yell, " EVACUATE " ! or, alternatively, " GAS MASKS, EVERYONE! " (This

was the rule among me and my siblings;

8. Smile broadly and give the special Flatulence Salute, which closely

resembles the salute from Spaceballs (left elbow in right hand, waggle

fingers of left hand). This is the one my kids use.

I.

--

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

RNY September 19, 2001

Dr. Freeman, Ottawa General Hospital

BMI then: 43.5

BMI now: 22

-152 lbs

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