men lifting, from evil ceep

[Guest guest]

MESSAGE TO ALL MANKIND

I am about to tell the Secret of All Life: Stand back.

We don't give a freeking peony about how much weight a man can lift on the

butterfly machine, just that he knows how to do the butterfly in other ways.

We don't give a hamster's flank about how much weight he can lift in a bench

press, just that he knows how to press the right buttons when it really

counts. We don't care about the padded bench, unless you want to lean us over

one, and we don't care about the thigh extensions, but there is one extension

however a man can do that we care about and feel very tender toward, greatly.

We are not interested in assessing how much weight a man can wave around

because we are not interested in inviting a man over to move the freeking

furniture, but to move our minds, our souls, and our hearts, and to hold him

this way in return.

And you can put this freeking MESSAGE TO ALL MANKIND up at the freeking gym

on the freeking men's bulletin board and a lot of women will be made

deliriously happy, which is, after all, the main reason men exist.... to make

others happy. THAT is 'the repetition' that makes a man truly feel like a man.

very evile ceep

In a message dated 2/18/03 11:59:32 AM, Graduate-OSSG writes:

<< There was a newbie that started with an instructor as part of the sales

pitch to get some sets and reps scheduled each day. He was into his 2nd

day...and was hurting a little bit. But when the sports bra babe comes

wandering into the weight room....he was inspired. Loading up the bench

press; loading up the butterfly machine; overdoing the biceps (dumbell in

hand; back of arm on padded bench...straighten out and then bend the weight

back to the chin) and the thigh extensions...while she flitted in and out of

the room; not working out...just making eye contact. >>

[Guest guest]

MESSAGE TO ALL MANKIND

I am about to tell the Secret of All Life: Stand back.

We don't give a freeking peony about how much weight a man can lift on the

butterfly machine, just that he knows how to do the butterfly in other ways.

We don't give a hamster's flank about how much weight he can lift in a bench

press, just that he knows how to press the right buttons when it really

counts. We don't care about the padded bench, unless you want to lean us over

one, and we don't care about the thigh extensions, but there is one extension

however a man can do that we care about and feel very tender toward, greatly.

We are not interested in assessing how much weight a man can wave around

because we are not interested in inviting a man over to move the freeking

furniture, but to move our minds, our souls, and our hearts, and to hold him

this way in return.

And you can put this freeking MESSAGE TO ALL MANKIND up at the freeking gym

on the freeking men's bulletin board and a lot of women will be made

deliriously happy, which is, after all, the main reason men exist.... to make

others happy. THAT is 'the repetition' that makes a man truly feel like a man.

very evile ceep

In a message dated 2/18/03 11:59:32 AM, Graduate-OSSG writes:

<< There was a newbie that started with an instructor as part of the sales

pitch to get some sets and reps scheduled each day. He was into his 2nd

day...and was hurting a little bit. But when the sports bra babe comes

wandering into the weight room....he was inspired. Loading up the bench

press; loading up the butterfly machine; overdoing the biceps (dumbell in

hand; back of arm on padded bench...straighten out and then bend the weight

back to the chin) and the thigh extensions...while she flitted in and out of

the room; not working out...just making eye contact. >>