This is so true sounds like a doctors visit...lol Lu

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TRIP TO THE DOCTOR'S

An old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he  approached the desk,  the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

Flustered, the receptionist said, "You shouldn't come into  a crowded office  and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you." He  said.

"Because" replies the receptionist. "You've obviously  caused some  embarrassment in this room full of strangers. You should  have said there is  something wrong with your ear or something and discussed  the problem further  with the doctor in private".

The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered.  The receptionist  smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong  with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it!" the man replied.

T

[Guest guest]

TRIP TO THE DOCTOR'S

An old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he  approached the desk,  the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

Flustered, the receptionist said, "You shouldn't come into  a crowded office  and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you." He  said.

"Because" replies the receptionist. "You've obviously  caused some  embarrassment in this room full of strangers. You should  have said there is  something wrong with your ear or something and discussed  the problem further  with the doctor in private".

The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered.  The receptionist  smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong  with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it!" the man replied.

T

[Guest guest]

> TRIP TO THE DOCTOR'S

>

> An old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he  approached

the desk,

>  the receptionist asked, " Yes sir, may we help you? "

>

> " There's something wrong with my penis, " he replied.

>

> Flustered, the receptionist said, " You shouldn't come into  a

crowded office

>  and say things like that. "

>

> " Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you. " He  said.

>

> " Because " replies the receptionist. " You've obviously  caused some

>  embarrassment in this room full of strangers. You should  have

said there is

>  something wrong with your ear or something and discussed  the

problem

> further  with the doctor in private " .

>

> The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered.  The

receptionist

>  smiled smugly and asked, " Yes? "

>

> " There's something wrong with my ear, " he stated.

>

> The receptionist nodded approvingly. " And what is wrong  with your

ear, sir? "

>

> " I can't piss out of it! " the man replied.

> That made my day!!!!

[Guest guest]

> TRIP TO THE DOCTOR'S

>

> An old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he  approached

the desk,

>  the receptionist asked, " Yes sir, may we help you? "

>

> " There's something wrong with my penis, " he replied.

>

> Flustered, the receptionist said, " You shouldn't come into  a

crowded office

>  and say things like that. "

>

> " Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you. " He  said.

>

> " Because " replies the receptionist. " You've obviously  caused some

>  embarrassment in this room full of strangers. You should  have

said there is

>  something wrong with your ear or something and discussed  the

problem

> further  with the doctor in private " .

>

> The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered.  The

receptionist

>  smiled smugly and asked, " Yes? "

>

> " There's something wrong with my ear, " he stated.

>

> The receptionist nodded approvingly. " And what is wrong  with your

ear, sir? "

>

> " I can't piss out of it! " the man replied.

> That made my day!!!!

[Guest guest]

Lu

LOL That was a good one!

Thanks for the laugh

Lots of Love

Glenda

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Lu

LOL That was a good one!

Thanks for the laugh

Lots of Love

Glenda

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