Guest guest Posted August 30, 2001 Report Share Posted August 30, 2001 > > > > > > A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand > > > new stud rooster for his chicken coop. > > > So, the new rooster struts over to the old > > > rooster and says, " OK, old guy, time to retire. " > > > > > > The old rooster replies, " Come on, you can't > > > handle ALL these chickens, look what it's done > > > to me. Can't you just let me have the two > > > old hens over in the corner? " > > > > > > The young rooster says, " Scram! Beat it! > > > You're washed up and I'm taking over. " > > > > > > The old rooster says, " I'll tell you what, > > > young stud, I'll race you around the > > > farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive > > > domain over the entire chicken coop. " > > > > > > The young rooster laughs, " You know you > > > don't stand a chance old man, so just > > > to be fair, I'll give you a head start. " > > > > > > So, they get a chicken to cluck " Go! " and > > > the old rooster takes off running. About > > > 15 seconds later the young rooster > > > takes off after him. They round the front > > > of the farmhouse and the young rooster > > > has closed the gap. He's already about 5 > > > inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. > > > > > > The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front > > > porch when he sees the roosters running > > > by. He grabs up his shotgun > > > and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits. > > > > > > The farmer sadly shakes his head, " Darn it,...third > > > gay rooster I bought this month . >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 30, 2001 Report Share Posted August 30, 2001 > > > > > > A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand > > > new stud rooster for his chicken coop. > > > So, the new rooster struts over to the old > > > rooster and says, " OK, old guy, time to retire. " > > > > > > The old rooster replies, " Come on, you can't > > > handle ALL these chickens, look what it's done > > > to me. Can't you just let me have the two > > > old hens over in the corner? " > > > > > > The young rooster says, " Scram! Beat it! > > > You're washed up and I'm taking over. " > > > > > > The old rooster says, " I'll tell you what, > > > young stud, I'll race you around the > > > farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive > > > domain over the entire chicken coop. " > > > > > > The young rooster laughs, " You know you > > > don't stand a chance old man, so just > > > to be fair, I'll give you a head start. " > > > > > > So, they get a chicken to cluck " Go! " and > > > the old rooster takes off running. About > > > 15 seconds later the young rooster > > > takes off after him. They round the front > > > of the farmhouse and the young rooster > > > has closed the gap. He's already about 5 > > > inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. > > > > > > The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front > > > porch when he sees the roosters running > > > by. He grabs up his shotgun > > > and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits. > > > > > > The farmer sadly shakes his head, " Darn it,...third > > > gay rooster I bought this month . >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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