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--- Fw: Job Application> >> >> >> >>This was too funny not to pass on.....> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a> >> Mc's fast-> >> food establishment in Florida........and they hired him because he wasso> >> honest> >> and funny!> >>> >> NAME: Greg Bulmash> >> SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.> >>> >> DESIRED POSITION:> >> Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,whatever's> >> available. If I> >> was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first> >> place.> >>> >> DESIRED SALARY:> >> $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Ovitz style severance> >> package.> >> If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.> >>> >> EDUCATION:> >> Yes.> >>> >> LAST POSITION HELD:> >> Target for middle management hostility.> >>> >> SALARY:> >> Less than I'm worth.> >>> >> MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:> >> My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.> >>> >> REASON FOR LEAVING:> >> It sucked.> >>> >> HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:> >> Any.> >>> >> PREFERRED HOURS:> >> 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.> >>> >> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:> >> Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.> >>> >> MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:> >>> >&gt!

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If I had one, would I be here?> >>> >> DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU> >> FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:> >> Of what?> >>> >> DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate> >> question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"> >>> >> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:> >>> >> I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing HouseSweepstakes.> >>> >> DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.> >>> >> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:> >> Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy> >> blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since slicedbread.> >> Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.> >>> >> DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE> >> BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes.> >> Absolutely.> >>> >> SIGN HERE: Aries.> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >>>

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TOO FUNNY!

--- Fw: Job Application> >> >> >> >>This was too funny not to pass on.....> >> >> >> >>> >>> >> This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a> >> Mc's fast-> >> food establishment in Florida........and they hired him because he wasso> >> honest> >> and funny!> >>> >> NAME: Greg Bulmash> >> SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.> >>> >> DESIRED POSITION:> >> Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,whatever's> >> available. If I> >> was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first> >> place.> >>> >> DESIRED SALARY:> >> $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Ovitz style severance> >> package.> >> If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.> >>> >> EDUCATION:> >> Yes.> >>> >> LAST POSITION HELD:> >> Target for middle management hostility.> >>> >> SALARY:> >> Less than I'm worth.> >>> >> MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:> >> My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.> >>> >> REASON FOR LEAVING:> >> It sucked.> >>> >> HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:> >> Any.> >>> >> PREFERRED HOURS:> >> 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.> >>> >> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:> >> Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.> >>> >> MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:> >>> >&gt!

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If I had one, would I be here?> >>> >> DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU> >> FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:> >> Of what?> >>> >> DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate> >> question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"> >>> >> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:> >>> >> I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing HouseSweepstakes.> >>> >> DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.> >>> >> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:> >> Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy> >> blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since slicedbread.> >> Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.> >>> >> DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE> >> BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes.> >> Absolutely.> >>> >> SIGN HERE: Aries.> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >>>