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> > > Taken From Classifieds

> > > FREE CHIHUAHUA.

> > > 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

> > > ----------------------------------

> > > FREE PUPPIES:

> > > 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL

> > > 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

> > > ------------------------------

> > > FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD

> > > PART STUPID DOG

> > > ------------------------------

> > > GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.

> > > NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

> > > ------------------------------------

> > > FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.

> > > LOOKS LIKE A RAT...

> > > BEEN OUT AWHILE.

> > > BETTER BE REWARD.

> > > -----------------------------------

> > > 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

> > > ----------------------------

> > > SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...

> > > ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

> > > -------------------------------

> > > 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:

> > > 1 - 5-finger, 1 - 3-finger, PAIR: $15

> > > ------------------------------

> > > TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L,

AUTO,

> > > EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

> > > ------------------------------

> > > COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...

> > > ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

> > > -----------------------------------

> > > NORDIC TRACK $300

> > > HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

> > > -----------------------------------

> > > BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING

> > > " WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS "

> > > --------------------------------------

> > > HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER " IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT! "

> > > ----------------------------------------

> > > HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

> > > -----------------------------------------

> > > GEORGIA PEACHES

> > > CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

> > > ------------------------------------------

> > > NICE PARACHUTE:

> > > NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE

> > > -------------------------------------------

> > > TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND

> > > FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

> > > ---------------------------------------------

> > > EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:

> > > QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

> > > ---------------------------------------------

> > > OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

> > > ----------------------------------------------

> > > JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

> > > MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

> > > ----------------------------------------------

> > > LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.

> > > ---------------------------------------------

> > > ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR

> > > AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

> > > --------------------------------------------

> > > OPEN HOUSE

> > > BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON

> > > FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

> > > ---------------------------------------

> > > (AND THE BEST ONE...)

> > > ---------------------------------------

> > > FOR SALE BY OWNER

> > > Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent

> > > condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last

> > > weekend. Wife knows everything.

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

> >

>

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> > > Taken From Classifieds

> > > FREE CHIHUAHUA.

> > > 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

> > > ----------------------------------

> > > FREE PUPPIES:

> > > 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL

> > > 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

> > > ------------------------------

> > > FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD

> > > PART STUPID DOG

> > > ------------------------------

> > > GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.

> > > NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

> > > ------------------------------------

> > > FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.

> > > LOOKS LIKE A RAT...

> > > BEEN OUT AWHILE.

> > > BETTER BE REWARD.

> > > -----------------------------------

> > > 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

> > > ----------------------------

> > > SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...

> > > ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

> > > -------------------------------

> > > 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:

> > > 1 - 5-finger, 1 - 3-finger, PAIR: $15

> > > ------------------------------

> > > TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L,

AUTO,

> > > EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

> > > ------------------------------

> > > COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...

> > > ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

> > > -----------------------------------

> > > NORDIC TRACK $300

> > > HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

> > > -----------------------------------

> > > BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING

> > > " WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS "

> > > --------------------------------------

> > > HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER " IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT! "

> > > ----------------------------------------

> > > HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

> > > -----------------------------------------

> > > GEORGIA PEACHES

> > > CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

> > > ------------------------------------------

> > > NICE PARACHUTE:

> > > NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE

> > > -------------------------------------------

> > > TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND

> > > FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

> > > ---------------------------------------------

> > > EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:

> > > QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

> > > ---------------------------------------------

> > > OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

> > > ----------------------------------------------

> > > JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

> > > MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

> > > ----------------------------------------------

> > > LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.

> > > ---------------------------------------------

> > > ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR

> > > AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

> > > --------------------------------------------

> > > OPEN HOUSE

> > > BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON

> > > FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

> > > ---------------------------------------

> > > (AND THE BEST ONE...)

> > > ---------------------------------------

> > > FOR SALE BY OWNER

> > > Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent

> > > condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last

> > > weekend. Wife knows everything.

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

> >

>

>

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