Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

[Guest guest]

Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

1.  Being told to " Think Outside the Box " when I'm in

    the @#$%?  box all day!

2.  Not being able to check E-mail attachments without

    first seeing who is behind me.

3.  Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection

    from any kind of gunfire.

4.  That nagging feeling that if I just press the right

    button, I will get a piece of cheese.

5.  Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

6.  My walls are too close together for my hammock to

    work right.

7.  Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or

    slip without comment.

8.  Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your

    pants off.

9.  23 power cords, 1 outlet.

10. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

11. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts

    thrown at me.

12.  Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

[Guest guest]

Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

1.  Being told to " Think Outside the Box " when I'm in

    the @#$%?  box all day!

2.  Not being able to check E-mail attachments without

    first seeing who is behind me.

3.  Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection

    from any kind of gunfire.

4.  That nagging feeling that if I just press the right

    button, I will get a piece of cheese.

5.  Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

6.  My walls are too close together for my hammock to

    work right.

7.  Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or

    slip without comment.

8.  Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your

    pants off.

9.  23 power cords, 1 outlet.

10. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

11. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts

    thrown at me.

12.  Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.