Guest guest Posted September 30, 2000 Report Share Posted September 30, 2000 > Got a good laugh from these "Words of Wisdom" Hope you do too!! > > > 1. What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying > sex. > > 2. Define a transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be ! > > 3. What's the difference between the Pope and your boss? The Pope only > expects you to kiss his ring. > > 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. > > 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in > the > bathroom. > > 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once and the seat folded up. > > 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, > there's shipping and handling too. > > 8. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the > impression > that he just cleaned the whole house. > > 9. My next house will have no kitchen ---- just vending machines. > > 10. The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end > up at > work. > > 11. Americans are getting stronger. Fifty years ago it took two people > to > carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do > it. > > 12. A blonde told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might > try to > rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker > fluid." > > 13. Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing > pin? It > won't work and you can't fire it. > > 14. I'm so depressed...I went to the Dr. today and he refused to write > me a > prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like putting a new flag pole > on a > condemned building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 30, 2000 Report Share Posted September 30, 2000 > Got a good laugh from these "Words of Wisdom" Hope you do too!! > > > 1. What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying > sex. > > 2. Define a transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be ! > > 3. What's the difference between the Pope and your boss? The Pope only > expects you to kiss his ring. > > 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. > > 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in > the > bathroom. > > 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once and the seat folded up. > > 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, > there's shipping and handling too. > > 8. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the > impression > that he just cleaned the whole house. > > 9. My next house will have no kitchen ---- just vending machines. > > 10. The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end > up at > work. > > 11. Americans are getting stronger. Fifty years ago it took two people > to > carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do > it. > > 12. A blonde told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might > try to > rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker > fluid." > > 13. Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing > pin? It > won't work and you can't fire it. > > 14. I'm so depressed...I went to the Dr. today and he refused to write > me a > prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like putting a new flag pole > on a > condemned building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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