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> Dad's Brownies

>

> A father of teenage children had the family rule that they could not

attend

> PG-13 or R rated movies. His three teens wanted to see a particular

popular

> movie that was playing at local theaters. It was rated PG-13.

>

> The teens interviewed friends and even some members of their family's

> church to find out what was offensive in the movie. The teens made a list

of

> pros and cons about the movie to use to convince their dad that they

should

> be allowed to see it.

>

> The con's were that it contained ONLY 3 swear words, the ONLY violence

was

> a building exploding (and you see that on TV all the time they said), and

you

> actually did not " see " the couple in the movie having sex - it was just

> implied sex, off camera.

>

> The pros were that it was a popular movie - a block buster. Everyone was

> seeing it. If the teens saw the movie then they would not feel left out

when

> their friend discussed it. The movie contained a good story and plot. It

had

> some great adventure and suspense in it. There were some fantastic special

> effects in this movie. The movie's stars were some of the most talented

> actors in Hollywood. It probably would be nominated for several awards.

Many

> of the members of their Christian

> church had even seen the movie and said it wasn't " very bad. "

> Therefore, since there were more pros than cons the teens said they were

> asking

> their father to reconsider his position on just this ONE movie and let

them

> have

> permission to go see it.

>

> The father looked at the list and thought for a few minutes. He said he

> could tell his children had spent some time and thought on this request.

He

> asked if he could have a day to think about before making his decision.

The

> teens were thrilled thinking, " Now we've got him! Our argument is too

good!

> Dad can't turn us down! " So, they happily agreed to let him have a day to

> think about their request.

>

> The next evening the father called in his three teenagers, who were

smiling

> smugly, into the living room. There on the coffee table he had a plate of

> brownies. The teens were puzzled. The father told his children he had

thought

> about their request and had decided that if they would eat a brownie then

he

> would let them go to the movie. But, just like the movie, the brownies had

> pros and cons. The pros were that they were made with the finest chocolate

> and other good ingredients. They had the added special effect of yummy

> walnuts in them. The brownies were moist and fresh with

> wonderful chocolate frosting on top. He had made these fantastic

brownies

> using an award-winning recipe. And best of all, the brownies had been made

> lovingly by the hand of their own father.

>

> The brownies only had one con. He had included a little bit of a special

> ingredient. The brownies also contained just a little bit of dog poop. But

he

> had mixed the dough well - they probably would not even be able to taste

the

> dog poop and he had baked it at 350 degrees so any bacteria or germs from

the

> dog poop had probably been destroyed.

> Therefore, if any of his children could stand to eat the brownies, which

> included

> just a " little bit of crap " and not be affected by it, then he knew they

> would also be able to see the movie with " just a little bit of smut " and

not

> be affected.

>

> Of course, none of the teens would eat the brownies and the smug smiles

had

> left their faces. Only Dad was smiling smugly as they left the room.Now

> when his teenagers ask permission to do something he is opposed to, the

> father just asks, " Would you like me to whip up a batch of my special

> brownies? "

>

>

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> Dad's Brownies

>

> A father of teenage children had the family rule that they could not

attend

> PG-13 or R rated movies. His three teens wanted to see a particular

popular

> movie that was playing at local theaters. It was rated PG-13.

>

> The teens interviewed friends and even some members of their family's

> church to find out what was offensive in the movie. The teens made a list

of

> pros and cons about the movie to use to convince their dad that they

should

> be allowed to see it.

>

> The con's were that it contained ONLY 3 swear words, the ONLY violence

was

> a building exploding (and you see that on TV all the time they said), and

you

> actually did not " see " the couple in the movie having sex - it was just

> implied sex, off camera.

>

> The pros were that it was a popular movie - a block buster. Everyone was

> seeing it. If the teens saw the movie then they would not feel left out

when

> their friend discussed it. The movie contained a good story and plot. It

had

> some great adventure and suspense in it. There were some fantastic special

> effects in this movie. The movie's stars were some of the most talented

> actors in Hollywood. It probably would be nominated for several awards.

Many

> of the members of their Christian

> church had even seen the movie and said it wasn't " very bad. "

> Therefore, since there were more pros than cons the teens said they were

> asking

> their father to reconsider his position on just this ONE movie and let

them

> have

> permission to go see it.

>

> The father looked at the list and thought for a few minutes. He said he

> could tell his children had spent some time and thought on this request.

He

> asked if he could have a day to think about before making his decision.

The

> teens were thrilled thinking, " Now we've got him! Our argument is too

good!

> Dad can't turn us down! " So, they happily agreed to let him have a day to

> think about their request.

>

> The next evening the father called in his three teenagers, who were

smiling

> smugly, into the living room. There on the coffee table he had a plate of

> brownies. The teens were puzzled. The father told his children he had

thought

> about their request and had decided that if they would eat a brownie then

he

> would let them go to the movie. But, just like the movie, the brownies had

> pros and cons. The pros were that they were made with the finest chocolate

> and other good ingredients. They had the added special effect of yummy

> walnuts in them. The brownies were moist and fresh with

> wonderful chocolate frosting on top. He had made these fantastic

brownies

> using an award-winning recipe. And best of all, the brownies had been made

> lovingly by the hand of their own father.

>

> The brownies only had one con. He had included a little bit of a special

> ingredient. The brownies also contained just a little bit of dog poop. But

he

> had mixed the dough well - they probably would not even be able to taste

the

> dog poop and he had baked it at 350 degrees so any bacteria or germs from

the

> dog poop had probably been destroyed.

> Therefore, if any of his children could stand to eat the brownies, which

> included

> just a " little bit of crap " and not be affected by it, then he knew they

> would also be able to see the movie with " just a little bit of smut " and

not

> be affected.

>

> Of course, none of the teens would eat the brownies and the smug smiles

had

> left their faces. Only Dad was smiling smugly as they left the room.Now

> when his teenagers ask permission to do something he is opposed to, the

> father just asks, " Would you like me to whip up a batch of my special

> brownies? "

>

>

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