Guest guest Posted October 7, 2001 Report Share Posted October 7, 2001 Hi All! Thought you would get a tickle out of this one! Lots of Love Glenda Subject: A LITTLE FUN A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach." Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind. The pastor shouted out, "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross." The pastor hollered out "Grace." The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound." The pastor said "Power." The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood." The Pastor said "Sex." The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden from way in the back of the church a little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories." Pass this along and make someone smile today. Have A Blessed Day!---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.282 / Virus Database: 150 - Release Date: 9/25/2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 7, 2001 Report Share Posted October 7, 2001 Hi All! Thought you would get a tickle out of this one! Lots of Love Glenda Subject: A LITTLE FUN A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach." Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind. The pastor shouted out, "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross." The pastor hollered out "Grace." The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound." The pastor said "Power." The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood." The Pastor said "Sex." The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden from way in the back of the church a little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories." Pass this along and make someone smile today. Have A Blessed Day!---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.282 / Virus Database: 150 - Release Date: 9/25/2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 7, 2001 Report Share Posted October 7, 2001 That was a good one Glenda. LOLOL Sandy A LITTLE FUN A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach." Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind. The pastor shouted out, "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross." The pastor hollered out "Grace." The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound." The pastor said "Power." The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood." The Pastor said "Sex." The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden from way in the back of the church a little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories." Pass this along and make someone smile today. Have A Blessed Day!---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.282 / Virus Database: 150 - Release Date: 9/25/2001DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 7, 2001 Report Share Posted October 7, 2001 That was a good one Glenda. LOLOL Sandy A LITTLE FUN A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach." Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind. The pastor shouted out, "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross." The pastor hollered out "Grace." The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound." The pastor said "Power." The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood." The Pastor said "Sex." The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden from way in the back of the church a little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories." Pass this along and make someone smile today. Have A Blessed Day!---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.282 / Virus Database: 150 - Release Date: 9/25/2001DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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