Guest guest Posted October 11, 2000 Report Share Posted October 11, 2000 Sent: Wednesday, August 01, 2001 10:09 AM Subject: FW: AFTERLIFE > > A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and tell the > other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven. > After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he > > made contact. > " ....... " > " Is that you, Fred? " > " Yes, I've come back like we agreed. " > " What's it like? " > " Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex. I > > bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much > all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it > > starts again. " > " Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven. " > " Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Kansas. " > > > > **************************************************************************** ***** > **************************************************************************** ******* > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 11, 2000 Report Share Posted October 11, 2000 Sent: Wednesday, August 01, 2001 10:09 AM Subject: FW: AFTERLIFE > > A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and tell the > other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven. > After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he > > made contact. > " ....... " > " Is that you, Fred? " > " Yes, I've come back like we agreed. " > " What's it like? " > " Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex. I > > bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much > all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it > > starts again. " > " Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven. " > " Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Kansas. " > > > > **************************************************************************** ***** > **************************************************************************** ******* > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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