Guest guest Posted October 11, 2001 Report Share Posted October 11, 2001 Chuckle>> >> >An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic> >terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the> >Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because theyare> >considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research> into> >this subject matter and found it to be true.> >> >This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline> >flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as theywould> >not want their souls to go to hell.> >> >Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into> >Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful.> >Apparently Muslims dislikes the very sight of pigs A LOT!> >> >They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water> supply> >with a few thousands gallons of scotch, get them shit-faced and turn the> >pigs loose.> >> >The war would be over in a weekend.> >> >Just a thought> >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 11, 2001 Report Share Posted October 11, 2001 Chuckle>> >> >An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic> >terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the> >Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because theyare> >considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research> into> >this subject matter and found it to be true.> >> >This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline> >flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as theywould> >not want their souls to go to hell.> >> >Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into> >Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful.> >Apparently Muslims dislikes the very sight of pigs A LOT!> >> >They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water> supply> >with a few thousands gallons of scotch, get them shit-faced and turn the> >pigs loose.> >> >The war would be over in a weekend.> >> >Just a thought> >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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