Guest guest Posted October 18, 2001 Report Share Posted October 18, 2001 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivanand headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answeredthe door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weatherout there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed,"she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in myhouse.""Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And ifthe weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled infor the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got ontheir way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.About nine months later, Jack received a letter from an attorney. It tookhim a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it wasfrom the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that goodlooking widow woman that let us sleep in her barn on our ski holiday up North?""Yes, I do.""Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the houseand pay her a visit?""Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have toadmit that I did.""And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.Why do you ask?"......."She just died and left me everything."....(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)have a nice time jean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 18, 2001 Report Share Posted October 18, 2001 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivanand headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answeredthe door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weatherout there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed,"she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in myhouse.""Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And ifthe weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled infor the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got ontheir way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.About nine months later, Jack received a letter from an attorney. It tookhim a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it wasfrom the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that goodlooking widow woman that let us sleep in her barn on our ski holiday up North?""Yes, I do.""Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the houseand pay her a visit?""Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have toadmit that I did.""And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.Why do you ask?"......."She just died and left me everything."....(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)have a nice time jean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 18, 2001 Report Share Posted October 18, 2001 Good one Jean!! LOLOL Sandy ----- Original Message ----- Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivanand headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answeredthe door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weatherout there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed,"she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in myhouse.""Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And ifthe weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled infor the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got ontheir way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.About nine months later, Jack received a letter from an attorney. It tookhim a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it wasfrom the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that goodlooking widow woman that let us sleep in her barn on our ski holiday up North?""Yes, I do.""Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the houseand pay her a visit?""Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have toadmit that I did.""And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.Why do you ask?"......."She just died and left me everything."....(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)have a nice time jeanDISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 18, 2001 Report Share Posted October 18, 2001 Good one Jean!! LOLOL Sandy ----- Original Message ----- Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivanand headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answeredthe door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weatherout there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed,"she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in myhouse.""Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And ifthe weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled infor the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got ontheir way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.About nine months later, Jack received a letter from an attorney. It tookhim a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it wasfrom the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that goodlooking widow woman that let us sleep in her barn on our ski holiday up North?""Yes, I do.""Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the houseand pay her a visit?""Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have toadmit that I did.""And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.Why do you ask?"......."She just died and left me everything."....(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)have a nice time jeanDISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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