Guest guest Posted October 19, 2001 Report Share Posted October 19, 2001 Oh, that was bad!! lolol Joe and were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat andkeptpretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group ofout-of-towners who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as muchstuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of theevening.Unbeknownst to him, his brother 's wife died suddenly. When he gotbackon shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.A kind old woman there mistook him for and said: "I'm so sorry foryourloss. You must feel terrible."Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'msortof glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from thebeginning.Herbottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She wasalways holding water. She had a bad crack in the back anda pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole gotbigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her offwaswhen I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warnedthemthat she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted heranyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she splitright up the middle......."The old woman fainted. ************* A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later". The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," & she processed his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too." ************* DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 19, 2001 Report Share Posted October 19, 2001 Oh, that was bad!! lolol Joe and were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat andkeptpretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group ofout-of-towners who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as muchstuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of theevening.Unbeknownst to him, his brother 's wife died suddenly. When he gotbackon shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.A kind old woman there mistook him for and said: "I'm so sorry foryourloss. You must feel terrible."Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'msortof glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from thebeginning.Herbottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She wasalways holding water. She had a bad crack in the back anda pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole gotbigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her offwaswhen I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warnedthemthat she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted heranyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she splitright up the middle......."The old woman fainted. ************* A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later". The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," & she processed his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too." ************* DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 20, 2001 Report Share Posted October 20, 2001 Joe and were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat andkeptpretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group ofout-of-towners who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as muchstuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of theevening.Unbeknownst to him, his brother 's wife died suddenly. When he gotbackon shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.A kind old woman there mistook him for and said: "I'm so sorry foryourloss. You must feel terrible."Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'msortof glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from thebeginning.Herbottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She wasalways holding water. She had a bad crack in the back anda pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole gotbigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her offwaswhen I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warnedthemthat she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted heranyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she splitright up the middle......."The old woman fainted. ************* A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later". The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," & she processed his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too." ************* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 20, 2001 Report Share Posted October 20, 2001 Joe and were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat andkeptpretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group ofout-of-towners who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as muchstuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of theevening.Unbeknownst to him, his brother 's wife died suddenly. When he gotbackon shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.A kind old woman there mistook him for and said: "I'm so sorry foryourloss. You must feel terrible."Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'msortof glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from thebeginning.Herbottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She wasalways holding water. She had a bad crack in the back anda pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole gotbigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her offwaswhen I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warnedthemthat she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted heranyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she splitright up the middle......."The old woman fainted. ************* A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later". The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," & she processed his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too." ************* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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