A clean joke that's actually funny

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This was a good one! Had to send it to you all for a laugh!

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Glenda

Bob went to a pet store, told the clerk he wanted a very unusual pet. The clerk suggested a centipede that could talk. He took it home in its own little box. Later, Bob felt like going to the bar for a drink. So he said to the centipede, "I'm going down to 's for a drink, want to go along?" The centipede didn't answer. So he asked again--no answer. So he put his head right down by the box and shouted, "I'm going to 's for a drink, want to go?" The centipede answered, "I heard you the first time, I'm putting my shoes on."

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[Guest guest]

This was a good one! Had to send it to you all for a laugh!

Lots of Love

Glenda

Bob went to a pet store, told the clerk he wanted a very unusual pet. The clerk suggested a centipede that could talk. He took it home in its own little box. Later, Bob felt like going to the bar for a drink. So he said to the centipede, "I'm going down to 's for a drink, want to go along?" The centipede didn't answer. So he asked again--no answer. So he put his head right down by the box and shouted, "I'm going to 's for a drink, want to go?" The centipede answered, "I heard you the first time, I'm putting my shoes on."

---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.282 / Virus Database: 150 - Release Date: 9/25/2001