Guest guest Posted October 26, 2001 Report Share Posted October 26, 2001 I like that one . Ann FW: FW: FW: Frog at the bank > > > We all need a laugh now and then, don't we, especially with everything > > happening in the world. > > > > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from > > her nameplate that the teller's name is Whack. > > > > So he says, " Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go > > on a long vacation. " > > > > Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to > > borrow. > > > > The frog says $30,000. > > > > The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit > > Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank > > manager. > > > > Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and > > that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. > > > > She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. > > > > The frog says, " Sure. I have this, " and produces a tiny pink > > porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly > > formed. > > > > Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the > > manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says > > " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you > > and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral. " > > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. " I mean, what the heck is this? " > > > > (Are you ready???) > > > > > > > > > > (You're gonna love it!) > > > > > > > > > > The bank manager looks back at her and says " It's a knick knack, > > Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone! DISCLAIMER!! WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2001 Report Share Posted October 26, 2001 I like that one . Ann FW: FW: FW: Frog at the bank > > > We all need a laugh now and then, don't we, especially with everything > > happening in the world. > > > > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from > > her nameplate that the teller's name is Whack. > > > > So he says, " Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go > > on a long vacation. " > > > > Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to > > borrow. > > > > The frog says $30,000. > > > > The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit > > Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank > > manager. > > > > Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and > > that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. > > > > She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. > > > > The frog says, " Sure. I have this, " and produces a tiny pink > > porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly > > formed. > > > > Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the > > manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says > > " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you > > and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral. " > > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. " I mean, what the heck is this? " > > > > (Are you ready???) > > > > > > > > > > (You're gonna love it!) > > > > > > > > > > The bank manager looks back at her and says " It's a knick knack, > > Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone! DISCLAIMER!! WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2001 Report Share Posted October 26, 2001 >Good one . LOLOL Sandy > >> > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from> > her nameplate that the teller's name is Whack.> >> > So he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go> > on a long vacation."> >> > Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to> > borrow.> >> > The frog says $30,000.> >> > The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit> > Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank> > manager.> >> > Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and> > that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan.> >> > She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.> >> > The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink> > porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly> > formed.> >> > Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the> > manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says> > "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you> > and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."> > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"> >> > (Are you ready???)> >> >> >> >> > (You're gonna love it!)> >> >> >> >> > The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick knack,> > Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone! DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2001 Report Share Posted October 26, 2001 >Good one . LOLOL Sandy > >> > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from> > her nameplate that the teller's name is Whack.> >> > So he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go> > on a long vacation."> >> > Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to> > borrow.> >> > The frog says $30,000.> >> > The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit> > Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank> > manager.> >> > Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and> > that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan.> >> > She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.> >> > The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink> > porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly> > formed.> >> > Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the> > manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says> > "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you> > and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."> > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"> >> > (Are you ready???)> >> >> >> >> > (You're gonna love it!)> >> >> >> >> > The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick knack,> > Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone! DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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