Re: Fw: thanks this is a good one Judy O

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this is a good one judy o

-- In Rpolychondritis@y..., " Judith Ostry " <judyo_93@m...> wrote:

>

>

> FW:

>

>

>

>

> >>Two men were drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State

> >> > Building.

> >> > One turns to the other and says, " You know, last week I

discovered

> >> > that

> >> > if you

> >> > jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the

> 10th

> >> > floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they

carry

> >> > you

> >> > around the building and back into the window. " The bartender

> >> > overhears

> >> > this and just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping down

the

> >> > bar.

> >> > The second man says, " What, are you, a nut? There is no way in

hell

> >> > that

> >> > could happen! "

> >> > The first man says, " No, it's true. Let me prove it to you. " He

> gets

> >> > up

> >> > from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the

street

> >> > below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him

> around

> >> > the

> >> > building and back into the 10th floor window, where he takes

the

> >> > elevator back up to the bar.

> >> > The second man says, " You know, I saw that with my own eyes,

but

> that

> >> > must have been a one-time fluke. "

> >> > The first man says, " No, it isn't. I'll prove it again! " And

again

> he

> >> > jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind

> gently

> >> > carries him around the building and into the window. Once

upstairs

> he

> >> > urges his fellow drinker to try it. The second man says, " Well,

> what

> >> > the

> >> > hell, it works, I'll try it. " He jumps over the balcony,

plunges

> >> > downward, and passes the... 11th...

> >> > 10th...

> >> > 9th...

> >> > 8th...

> >> > 7th...

> >> > 6th...

> >> > 5th...

> >> > 4th...

> >> > 3rd...

> >> > 2nd...

> >> > 1st...

> >> > SPLAT! He hits the sidewalk.

> >> > Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and

says,

> >> > " You

> >> > know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk. "

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

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this is a good one judy o

-- In Rpolychondritis@y..., " Judith Ostry " <judyo_93@m...> wrote:

>

>

> FW:

>

>

>

>

> >>Two men were drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State

> >> > Building.

> >> > One turns to the other and says, " You know, last week I

discovered

> >> > that

> >> > if you

> >> > jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the

> 10th

> >> > floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they

carry

> >> > you

> >> > around the building and back into the window. " The bartender

> >> > overhears

> >> > this and just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping down

the

> >> > bar.

> >> > The second man says, " What, are you, a nut? There is no way in

hell

> >> > that

> >> > could happen! "

> >> > The first man says, " No, it's true. Let me prove it to you. " He

> gets

> >> > up

> >> > from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the

street

> >> > below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him

> around

> >> > the

> >> > building and back into the 10th floor window, where he takes

the

> >> > elevator back up to the bar.

> >> > The second man says, " You know, I saw that with my own eyes,

but

> that

> >> > must have been a one-time fluke. "

> >> > The first man says, " No, it isn't. I'll prove it again! " And

again

> he

> >> > jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind

> gently

> >> > carries him around the building and into the window. Once

upstairs

> he

> >> > urges his fellow drinker to try it. The second man says, " Well,

> what

> >> > the

> >> > hell, it works, I'll try it. " He jumps over the balcony,

plunges

> >> > downward, and passes the... 11th...

> >> > 10th...

> >> > 9th...

> >> > 8th...

> >> > 7th...

> >> > 6th...

> >> > 5th...

> >> > 4th...

> >> > 3rd...

> >> > 2nd...

> >> > 1st...

> >> > SPLAT! He hits the sidewalk.

> >> > Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and

says,

> >> > " You

> >> > know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk. "

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>