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heidi, this is so funny, i just about laughed myself to death,

what a way to go. hope your feeling better, and taking care of

yourself. no MIL trouble i hope, is don doing ok.

again take care

love ya

dawn

In Rpolychondritis@y..., " Heidi Main " <heidi@w...> wrote:

>

> Got a letter from Grandma the other day.

>

> She writes... the other day I went up to a local Christian

> bookstore and saw a " honk if you love Jesus " bumper

> sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because

> I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,

> followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the

> sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What

> an uplifting experience that followed!

>

> I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just

> lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and

> I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good

> thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't

> honked, I'd never have noticed!

>

> I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was

> sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,

> and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, " For

> the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO! " What an

> exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

>

> Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window

> and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.

> I even honked my horn few times to share in the love!

>

> There must have been a man from Florida back there because

> I heard him yelling something about a " sunny beach " ... I

> saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle

> finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage

> grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it

> was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well,

> I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the

> window and gave him the good luck sign back.

>

> My grandson burst out laughing... why, even he was enjoying

> this religious experience! A couple of the people were so

> caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of

> their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they

> wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is

> when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all

> my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through

> the intersection.

>

> I noticed I was the only car that got through the

> intersection before the light changed again and I felt

> kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love

> we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of

> the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck

> sign one last time as I drove away.

>

> Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

>

> Love, Grandma

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heidi, this is so funny, i just about laughed myself to death,

what a way to go. hope your feeling better, and taking care of

yourself. no MIL trouble i hope, is don doing ok.

again take care

love ya

dawn

In Rpolychondritis@y..., " Heidi Main " <heidi@w...> wrote:

>

> Got a letter from Grandma the other day.

>

> She writes... the other day I went up to a local Christian

> bookstore and saw a " honk if you love Jesus " bumper

> sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because

> I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,

> followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the

> sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What

> an uplifting experience that followed!

>

> I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just

> lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and

> I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good

> thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't

> honked, I'd never have noticed!

>

> I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was

> sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,

> and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, " For

> the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO! " What an

> exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

>

> Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window

> and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.

> I even honked my horn few times to share in the love!

>

> There must have been a man from Florida back there because

> I heard him yelling something about a " sunny beach " ... I

> saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle

> finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage

> grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it

> was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well,

> I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the

> window and gave him the good luck sign back.

>

> My grandson burst out laughing... why, even he was enjoying

> this religious experience! A couple of the people were so

> caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of

> their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they

> wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is

> when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all

> my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through

> the intersection.

>

> I noticed I was the only car that got through the

> intersection before the light changed again and I felt

> kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love

> we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of

> the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck

> sign one last time as I drove away.

>

> Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

>

> Love, Grandma

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