Guest guest Posted October 26, 2001 Report Share Posted October 26, 2001 FW: Gentlemen...> > << Six Jewish gentlemen are playing poker in the > Condo clubhouse when > > Meyerowitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches > his chest and drops > > dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen > comrade, the > other > five > > complete their playing time standing up. > Finkelstein looks around > and > > asks "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" > > > > They draw straws. Goldberg, who is always a > loser, picks the short > > one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't > make a bad > situation > > any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the > most discreet > mensch > > you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, > leave it to me." > > Goldberg schleps over to the Meyerowitz > apartment, knocks on the > > door, the wife answers, asks what he wants. > Goldberg declares > "Your > > husband > > just lost $500, and is afraid to come home." > > > > She hollers, "TELL HIM HE SHOULD DROP DEAD!" > > Goldberg says, "I'll tell him." >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2001 Report Share Posted October 26, 2001 FW: Gentlemen...> > << Six Jewish gentlemen are playing poker in the > Condo clubhouse when > > Meyerowitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches > his chest and drops > > dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen > comrade, the > other > five > > complete their playing time standing up. > Finkelstein looks around > and > > asks "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" > > > > They draw straws. Goldberg, who is always a > loser, picks the short > > one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't > make a bad > situation > > any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the > most discreet > mensch > > you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, > leave it to me." > > Goldberg schleps over to the Meyerowitz > apartment, knocks on the > > door, the wife answers, asks what he wants. > Goldberg declares > "Your > > husband > > just lost $500, and is afraid to come home." > > > > She hollers, "TELL HIM HE SHOULD DROP DEAD!" > > Goldberg says, "I'll tell him." >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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