Guest guest Posted October 25, 2001 Report Share Posted October 25, 2001 >Subject: FW: FW: FW: Frog at the bank > > > We all need a laugh now and then, don't we, especially with everything > > happening in the world. > > > > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from > > her nameplate that the teller's name is Whack. > > > > So he says, " Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go > > on a long vacation. " > > > > Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to > > borrow. > > > > The frog says $30,000. > > > > The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit > > Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank > > manager. > > > > Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and > > that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. > > > > She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. > > > > The frog says, " Sure. I have this, " and produces a tiny pink > > porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly > > formed. > > > > Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the > > manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says > > " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you > > and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral. " > > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. " I mean, what the heck is this? " > > > > (Are you ready???) > > > > > > > > > > (You're gonna love it!) > > > > > > > > > > The bank manager looks back at her and says " It's a knick knack, > > Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 25, 2001 Report Share Posted October 25, 2001 >Subject: FW: FW: FW: Frog at the bank > > > We all need a laugh now and then, don't we, especially with everything > > happening in the world. > > > > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from > > her nameplate that the teller's name is Whack. > > > > So he says, " Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go > > on a long vacation. " > > > > Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to > > borrow. > > > > The frog says $30,000. > > > > The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit > > Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank > > manager. > > > > Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and > > that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. > > > > She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. > > > > The frog says, " Sure. I have this, " and produces a tiny pink > > porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly > > formed. > > > > Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the > > manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says > > " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you > > and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral. " > > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. " I mean, what the heck is this? " > > > > (Are you ready???) > > > > > > > > > > (You're gonna love it!) > > > > > > > > > > The bank manager looks back at her and says " It's a knick knack, > > Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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