Fw: The forgetful sisters joke

[Guest guest]

> Three sisters ages, 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night,

> the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells

> down the stairs, " Was I getting in or out of the bath? " The 94-year-old

> yells back, " I don't know. I*ll come up and see. "

> She starts up the stairs and pauses. " Was I going up the stairs or

> down? "

> The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to

> her sisters. She shakes her head and says, " I sure hope I never get that

> forgetful. "

> She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, " I*ll come up and

> help you both as soon as I see who*s at the door.

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[Guest guest]

> Three sisters ages, 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night,

> the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells

> down the stairs, " Was I getting in or out of the bath? " The 94-year-old

> yells back, " I don't know. I*ll come up and see. "

> She starts up the stairs and pauses. " Was I going up the stairs or

> down? "

> The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to

> her sisters. She shakes her head and says, " I sure hope I never get that

> forgetful. "

> She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, " I*ll come up and

> help you both as soon as I see who*s at the door.

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