Guest guest Posted November 17, 2001 Report Share Posted November 17, 2001 > > > > > A Really Great Catch... > > > > > > > > > was eating dinner in a fancy French restaurant. There was a > gorgeous > > > blond dining all by herself at the next table. had been checking > her > > out > > > all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. > > > > > > Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket > > towards > > > . With his quick reflexes, he caught it in midair. > > > > > > " Oh my god, I am so sorry, " the woman said, as she popped her eye back > in > > the > > > socket. " Let me buy you a bottle of wine to make it up to you. " > > > > > > They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman > invited > > > to her place for a nightcap. > > > > > > So after a couple of drinks at her house, she led him into the bedroom > and > > > began undressing him. They had wild, passionate sex many times during > the > > > night. > > > > > > The next morning, awoke to the aroma hot coffee, bacon and eggs -- > > which > > > she served to him in bed. > > > > > > was amazed. " You know, you are really the perfect woman. Are you > this > > > nice to every guy you meet? " > > > > > > " No, " she smiled. " You just happened to catch my eye " > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 17, 2001 Report Share Posted November 17, 2001 > > > > > A Really Great Catch... > > > > > > > > > was eating dinner in a fancy French restaurant. There was a > gorgeous > > > blond dining all by herself at the next table. had been checking > her > > out > > > all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. > > > > > > Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket > > towards > > > . With his quick reflexes, he caught it in midair. > > > > > > " Oh my god, I am so sorry, " the woman said, as she popped her eye back > in > > the > > > socket. " Let me buy you a bottle of wine to make it up to you. " > > > > > > They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman > invited > > > to her place for a nightcap. > > > > > > So after a couple of drinks at her house, she led him into the bedroom > and > > > began undressing him. They had wild, passionate sex many times during > the > > > night. > > > > > > The next morning, awoke to the aroma hot coffee, bacon and eggs -- > > which > > > she served to him in bed. > > > > > > was amazed. " You know, you are really the perfect woman. Are you > this > > > nice to every guy you meet? " > > > > > > " No, " she smiled. " You just happened to catch my eye " > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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