Guest guest Posted November 23, 2001 Report Share Posted November 23, 2001 > > > > Subject: Golf > > > > One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th > > hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it slices into the wood > > on > > >the side of the fairway. He goes looking for his ball and comes across > > this little guy with this huge knot on his head and the golf ball lying > > right beside him. " Goodness, " says the golfer then proceeds to revive > > the > > poor little guy. > > > > Upon awakening, the little guy says, " Well, you caught me fair an > > square. > > I am a leprechaun, and I will grant you three wishes. " The man says > > " I > > can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too > > badly, " > > and walks away. Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun thinks to > > himself. > > Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do > > something for him. I'l give him the three things that I would want. > > I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex > > life. " > > > > A few weeks later the Irishman is out golfing again. As he's walking to > > the > > 16th green, he hears a voice calling him from the woods. He walks over, > > and sees the leprechaun again. He asks how his head is feeling? The > > leprechaun says, " Oh, I'm fine. And might I ask how your golf game is? " > > > > The golfer says, " It's funny you should ask, but it's been amazing. > > Itseems I can't miss anymore! " " I did that for you, " responds the > > leprechaun, " And might I ask how your money is holding out? " " Well, now > > that you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a > > twenty dollar bill " he replied. The leprechaun smiles and says, " I did > > that > > for you too. And might I ask how your love life is? " Now the golfer > > looks around, as if to be sure that no one else can hear, and says in a > > low voice, " Well, it's been okay. " " Just okay? " the leprechaun asks. > > " How > > often do you have sex? " " Oh, maybe once or twice a week. " Floored the > > leprechaun stammers, " Only once or twice a week? The golfer replies, > > Well, that's really quite a lot for a Catholic priest in a small parish > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 23, 2001 Report Share Posted November 23, 2001 > > > > Subject: Golf > > > > One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th > > hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it slices into the wood > > on > > >the side of the fairway. He goes looking for his ball and comes across > > this little guy with this huge knot on his head and the golf ball lying > > right beside him. " Goodness, " says the golfer then proceeds to revive > > the > > poor little guy. > > > > Upon awakening, the little guy says, " Well, you caught me fair an > > square. > > I am a leprechaun, and I will grant you three wishes. " The man says > > " I > > can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too > > badly, " > > and walks away. Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun thinks to > > himself. > > Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do > > something for him. I'l give him the three things that I would want. > > I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex > > life. " > > > > A few weeks later the Irishman is out golfing again. As he's walking to > > the > > 16th green, he hears a voice calling him from the woods. He walks over, > > and sees the leprechaun again. He asks how his head is feeling? The > > leprechaun says, " Oh, I'm fine. And might I ask how your golf game is? " > > > > The golfer says, " It's funny you should ask, but it's been amazing. > > Itseems I can't miss anymore! " " I did that for you, " responds the > > leprechaun, " And might I ask how your money is holding out? " " Well, now > > that you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a > > twenty dollar bill " he replied. The leprechaun smiles and says, " I did > > that > > for you too. And might I ask how your love life is? " Now the golfer > > looks around, as if to be sure that no one else can hear, and says in a > > low voice, " Well, it's been okay. " " Just okay? " the leprechaun asks. > > " How > > often do you have sex? " " Oh, maybe once or twice a week. " Floored the > > leprechaun stammers, " Only once or twice a week? The golfer replies, > > Well, that's really quite a lot for a Catholic priest in a small parish > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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