Guest guest Posted November 24, 2001 Report Share Posted November 24, 2001 Subject: senior pride I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN & proud of it I'm the life of the party.even when it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano and antacid. I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. I'm very good at telling stories.....over and over and over. I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine. I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, Medicare, dental care. I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds or politicians. I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. I'm wrinkled, saggy, and lumpy and that's just my left leg. I'm having trouble remembering simple words like........ I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies. I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory. I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days. I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA'S and AARP. I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 100? I'm supporting all movements now by eating bran, prunes and raisins. I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the key to it. I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!!!! Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't be sending it back to them. You didn't send it, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 24, 2001 Report Share Posted November 24, 2001 Subject: senior pride I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN & proud of it I'm the life of the party.even when it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano and antacid. I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. I'm very good at telling stories.....over and over and over. I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine. I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, Medicare, dental care. I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds or politicians. I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. I'm wrinkled, saggy, and lumpy and that's just my left leg. I'm having trouble remembering simple words like........ I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies. I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory. I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days. I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA'S and AARP. I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 100? I'm supporting all movements now by eating bran, prunes and raisins. I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the key to it. I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!!!! Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't be sending it back to them. You didn't send it, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 25, 2001 Report Share Posted November 25, 2001 That was cute Judee, I always love your jokes. Love Ya, Ann senior pride I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN & proud of it I'm the life of the party.even when it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano and antacid. I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. I'm very good at telling stories.....over and over and over. I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine. I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, Medicare, dental care. I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds or politicians. I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. I'm wrinkled, saggy, and lumpy and that's just my left leg. I'm having trouble remembering simple words like........ I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies. I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory. I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days. I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA'S and AARP. I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 100? I'm supporting all movements now by eating bran, prunes and raisins. I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the key to it. I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!!!! Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't be sending it back to them. You didn't send it, did you? DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 25, 2001 Report Share Posted November 25, 2001 That was cute Judee, I always love your jokes. Love Ya, Ann senior pride I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN & proud of it I'm the life of the party.even when it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano and antacid. I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. I'm very good at telling stories.....over and over and over. I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine. I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, Medicare, dental care. I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds or politicians. I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. I'm wrinkled, saggy, and lumpy and that's just my left leg. I'm having trouble remembering simple words like........ I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies. I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory. I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days. I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA'S and AARP. I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 100? I'm supporting all movements now by eating bran, prunes and raisins. I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the key to it. I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!!!! Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't be sending it back to them. You didn't send it, did you? DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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