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> > 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them.

> > 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.

> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

> > 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

> > 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.

> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.

> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'

> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door

> > don't know how to turn down the stereo.

> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Mc's.

> > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

> > 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

> > 17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.

> > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset,

> > rather than settle, your stomach.

> > 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and

> > pregnancy test kits.

> > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'

> > 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

> > 22. " I just can't drink the way I used to, " replaces " I'm never going to

> > drink that much again. "

> > 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real

> > work.

> > 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

> > 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to

> > you.

> 26. One glass of wine, and you are ready to go to sleep.

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> > 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them.

> > 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.

> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

> > 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

> > 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.

> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.

> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'

> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door

> > don't know how to turn down the stereo.

> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Mc's.

> > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

> > 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

> > 17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.

> > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset,

> > rather than settle, your stomach.

> > 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and

> > pregnancy test kits.

> > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'

> > 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

> > 22. " I just can't drink the way I used to, " replaces " I'm never going to

> > drink that much again. "

> > 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real

> > work.

> > 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

> > 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to

> > you.

> 26. One glass of wine, and you are ready to go to sleep.

> >

>

>

>

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