Fw: Shoulda bought a hat! joke

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> >Subject: [Fwd: You Should Have Bought A Hat Sam!] > > > > > > > > > >> An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always > > > >> wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one > >day, > > > >> he > > > >> buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their > >hotel > > > >> room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?" > > > >> Helen looks him over, "Nope." > > > >> Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice > >anything > > > >> different about me?" > > > >> Helen looks again, "Nope." > > > >> Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and > > > >> walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. > > > >> Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything > > > >> DIFFERENT?" Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? > > > >> It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll > > > >> be hanging down again tomorrow." > > > >> > > > >> Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, > > > >> HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW > > > >> BOOTS!" To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, > > > >> Shoulda bought a hat." > >

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> >Subject: [Fwd: You Should Have Bought A Hat Sam!] > > > > > > > > > >> An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always > > > >> wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one > >day, > > > >> he > > > >> buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their > >hotel > > > >> room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?" > > > >> Helen looks him over, "Nope." > > > >> Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice > >anything > > > >> different about me?" > > > >> Helen looks again, "Nope." > > > >> Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and > > > >> walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. > > > >> Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything > > > >> DIFFERENT?" Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? > > > >> It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll > > > >> be hanging down again tomorrow." > > > >> > > > >> Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, > > > >> HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW > > > >> BOOTS!" To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, > > > >> Shoulda bought a hat." > >