Bumper stickers for women. (Sorry guys)

[Guest guest]

Some of these are quite funny.

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.

2. God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.

3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I'm not

going!

4. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

5. Princess, having had sufficient experience with

Princes, seeks frog.

6. Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are better

rich.

7. Don't treat me any differently than you would the

Queen.

8. If you want breakfastin bed, sleep in the kithen.

9. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

10. I'm out of estrogen - and I have a gun.

11. Guys have feelings too, but like...who cares?

12. Next mood swing: six minutes.

13. And your point is?

14. Warning: I have a attitude and I know how to use

it.

15. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the

first time.

16. Do not start with me....you will NOT win.

17. You have the right to remain silent,so please do

so.

18. All stressed out, and no one to choke.

19. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good

people.

20. How can I miss you if you won't go awat?

21. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not!

22. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

23. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide

the bodies.

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[Guest guest]

Some of these are quite funny.

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.

2. God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.

3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I'm not

going!

4. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

5. Princess, having had sufficient experience with

Princes, seeks frog.

6. Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are better

rich.

7. Don't treat me any differently than you would the

Queen.

8. If you want breakfastin bed, sleep in the kithen.

9. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

10. I'm out of estrogen - and I have a gun.

11. Guys have feelings too, but like...who cares?

12. Next mood swing: six minutes.

13. And your point is?

14. Warning: I have a attitude and I know how to use

it.

15. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the

first time.

16. Do not start with me....you will NOT win.

17. You have the right to remain silent,so please do

so.

18. All stressed out, and no one to choke.

19. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good

people.

20. How can I miss you if you won't go awat?

21. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not!

22. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

23. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide

the bodies.

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