Guest guest Posted December 3, 2001 Report Share Posted December 3, 2001 Old, but a good one. Tickle Me Elmo > > > > > > > > A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo > > > factory. The personnel > > > > manager explains her duties, and tells her to > > > report to work promptly at > > > > 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock > > > at the personnel > > > > manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes > > > in and starts ranting > > > > about > > > > this new employee. He says she's incredibly > > > slow, and the whole line is > > > > backing up. > > > > > > > > The foreman takes the personnel manager down to > > > the factory floor to show > > > > him the problem. Sure enough, Elmo's are backed > > > up all over the place. At > > > > the end of the line is the new employee. She has > > > a roll of the material > > > > used > > > > for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles. They > > > both watch as she cuts a > > > > little piece of fabric, wraps it around two > > > marbles, and starts sewing the > > > > little package between Elmo's legs. The > > > personnel manager starts laughing > > > > hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls > > > himself together, walks over > > > > to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you > > > misunderstood me > > > > yesterday. > > > > Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 2001 Report Share Posted December 3, 2001 Old, but a good one. Tickle Me Elmo > > > > > > > > A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo > > > factory. The personnel > > > > manager explains her duties, and tells her to > > > report to work promptly at > > > > 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock > > > at the personnel > > > > manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes > > > in and starts ranting > > > > about > > > > this new employee. He says she's incredibly > > > slow, and the whole line is > > > > backing up. > > > > > > > > The foreman takes the personnel manager down to > > > the factory floor to show > > > > him the problem. Sure enough, Elmo's are backed > > > up all over the place. At > > > > the end of the line is the new employee. She has > > > a roll of the material > > > > used > > > > for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles. They > > > both watch as she cuts a > > > > little piece of fabric, wraps it around two > > > marbles, and starts sewing the > > > > little package between Elmo's legs. The > > > personnel manager starts laughing > > > > hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls > > > himself together, walks over > > > > to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you > > > misunderstood me > > > > yesterday. > > > > Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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