Guest guest Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 "Politics Explained"A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm thebreadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she'sthe administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We'rehere to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny,we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll callhim the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Laterthat night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check onhim.He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boygoes to his parents'room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goesto the nanny'sroom. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his fatherin bed with thenanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boysays to his father,"Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you thinkpolitics is all about."The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the WorkingClass, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored andthe Future is in deep shit." Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 "Politics Explained"A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm thebreadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she'sthe administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We'rehere to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny,we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll callhim the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Laterthat night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check onhim.He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boygoes to his parents'room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goesto the nanny'sroom. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his fatherin bed with thenanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boysays to his father,"Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you thinkpolitics is all about."The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the WorkingClass, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored andthe Future is in deep shit." Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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