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A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up >and>moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant >watches>her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she>paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.>>The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and >I'm> staying right here!" >>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot> that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in> Economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the> blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she >will>have to leave and return to her seat.>>The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and >I'm>staying right here!">>The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting>when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.>>The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a>blonde. I speak 'blonde'!">>He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm>sorry". ..gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.>>The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to>make her move without any fuss. >>"I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal.>

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A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up >and>moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant >watches>her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she>paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.>>The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and >I'm> staying right here!" >>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot> that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in> Economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the> blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she >will>have to leave and return to her seat.>>The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and >I'm>staying right here!">>The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting>when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.>>The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a>blonde. I speak 'blonde'!">>He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm>sorry". ..gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.>>The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to>make her move without any fuss. >>"I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal.>