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Compliments of my daughter, who, btw, I can picture doing some of these! Love, Judy Things to do in a Walmart while you wait... Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 10:38:51 -0500 To: ZiegeA@..., ckinton@..., dposdal@..., EPowers@..., frankdevito@..., Jantvlplus@..., card-jean@..., JLHIGENS@..., kathleen@..., Kathleen.@..., khuegel@..., duffymegan@..., mtm@..., rmlester@..., rlester@..., rjones2002@..., robin.a.abramson@..., Sarasings126@..., srabschnuk@..., spmessmer@..., sl@..., skimball@..., jtdycus@..., tgarvis@...It's been ages since I saw one of these--great for some laughs (and ideas!). THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' cars when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 5. Put some M & M's on lay away. 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone." 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’! 11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud ... "Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!" _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp

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Compliments of my daughter, who, btw, I can picture doing some of these! Love, Judy Things to do in a Walmart while you wait... Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 10:38:51 -0500 To: ZiegeA@..., ckinton@..., dposdal@..., EPowers@..., frankdevito@..., Jantvlplus@..., card-jean@..., JLHIGENS@..., kathleen@..., Kathleen.@..., khuegel@..., duffymegan@..., mtm@..., rmlester@..., rlester@..., rjones2002@..., robin.a.abramson@..., Sarasings126@..., srabschnuk@..., spmessmer@..., sl@..., skimball@..., jtdycus@..., tgarvis@...It's been ages since I saw one of these--great for some laughs (and ideas!). THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' cars when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 5. Put some M & M's on lay away. 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone." 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’! 11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud ... "Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!" _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp

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didnt get this one but my daughter sent this one to me and it is extra funny as my one sister works at a walmart...... Things to do in a Walmart while you wait... Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 10:38:51 -0500 To: ZiegeA@..., ckinton@..., dposdal@..., EPowers@..., frankdevito@..., Jantvlplus@..., card-jean@..., JLHIGENS@..., kathleen@..., Kathleen.@..., khuegel@..., duffymegan@..., mtm@..., rmlester@..., rlester@..., rjones2002@..., robin.a.abramson@..., Sarasings126@..., srabschnuk@..., spmessmer@..., sl@..., skimball@..., jtdycus@..., tgarvis@...It's been ages since I saw one of these--great for some laughs (and ideas!). THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' cars when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 5. Put some M & M's on lay away. 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone." 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’! 11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud ... "Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!" _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU

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didnt get this one but my daughter sent this one to me and it is extra funny as my one sister works at a walmart...... Things to do in a Walmart while you wait... Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 10:38:51 -0500 To: ZiegeA@..., ckinton@..., dposdal@..., EPowers@..., frankdevito@..., Jantvlplus@..., card-jean@..., JLHIGENS@..., kathleen@..., Kathleen.@..., khuegel@..., duffymegan@..., mtm@..., rmlester@..., rlester@..., rjones2002@..., robin.a.abramson@..., Sarasings126@..., srabschnuk@..., spmessmer@..., sl@..., skimball@..., jtdycus@..., tgarvis@...It's been ages since I saw one of these--great for some laughs (and ideas!). THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' cars when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 5. Put some M & M's on lay away. 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone." 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’! 11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud ... "Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!" _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU