Guest guest Posted December 12, 2001 Report Share Posted December 12, 2001 > > > > > An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck were doing construction work on > > a > > > > scaffold on the 20th floor of a building. > > > > > > > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said; " Corned beef and > > cabbage! > > >If > > > > I > > > > get Corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump > > > > >off > > > > this building. " > > > > > > > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and said, " Burritos again! If I get > > > > Burritos one more time I'm going to jump too. " > > > > > > > > The Redneck opened his lunch and said; " Bologna again! If I get a > > >Bologna > > > > sandwich one more time I'm jumping too. " > > > > > > > > Next Day: > > > > > > > > The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees Corned beef and cabbage and > > jumps > > >to > > > > his death. > > > > > > > > The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a Burrito and jumps too. > > > > > > > > The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the Bologna and jumps to his death > > >also. > > > > > > > > At The Funeral The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, " If I'd > > have > > >known > > > > how really tired he was of Corned beef and cabbage I never would have > > >given > > > > it to him again. " > > > > > > > > The Mexican's wife also weeps and says; " I could have given him Tacos > > or > > > > Enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much. " > > > > > > > > Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife, and she said, " Hey, > > >don't > > > > look at me... that dumb-ass made his own lunch! " > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 12, 2001 Report Share Posted December 12, 2001 > > > > > An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck were doing construction work on > > a > > > > scaffold on the 20th floor of a building. > > > > > > > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said; " Corned beef and > > cabbage! > > >If > > > > I > > > > get Corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump > > > > >off > > > > this building. " > > > > > > > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and said, " Burritos again! If I get > > > > Burritos one more time I'm going to jump too. " > > > > > > > > The Redneck opened his lunch and said; " Bologna again! If I get a > > >Bologna > > > > sandwich one more time I'm jumping too. " > > > > > > > > Next Day: > > > > > > > > The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees Corned beef and cabbage and > > jumps > > >to > > > > his death. > > > > > > > > The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a Burrito and jumps too. > > > > > > > > The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the Bologna and jumps to his death > > >also. > > > > > > > > At The Funeral The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, " If I'd > > have > > >known > > > > how really tired he was of Corned beef and cabbage I never would have > > >given > > > > it to him again. " > > > > > > > > The Mexican's wife also weeps and says; " I could have given him Tacos > > or > > > > Enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much. " > > > > > > > > Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife, and she said, " Hey, > > >don't > > > > look at me... that dumb-ass made his own lunch! " > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 12, 2001 Report Share Posted December 12, 2001 --- IdahoJudee wrote: > > > > > > > > > An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck were > doing construction work Oh Judee, this was so funny! Believe me, I really needed the laugh today. Thanks, Sharon ===== __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 12, 2001 Report Share Posted December 12, 2001 --- IdahoJudee wrote: > > > > > > > > > An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck were > doing construction work Oh Judee, this was so funny! Believe me, I really needed the laugh today. Thanks, Sharon ===== __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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