Guest guest Posted December 12, 2001 Report Share Posted December 12, 2001 A wrinkled old crone got on the train and, exhausted, retired to her bed, which was the upper berth in a sleeper car.Shortly after falling asleep, the woman was awakened by loud snoring from the lower berth. She tried wrappingthe blankets around her head, but to no avail; finally, she kicked and banged her heels on the mattress. Moments later a man's voice came from below."Save your energy lady," he said, "I got a good look at you when you came on board."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotelroom was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded, "orjust a bed, I don't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an AirForce guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad tosplit the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores soloudly that people in adjoining rooms have complainedin the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.""No problem," the tired Navy man assured him, "I'll take it."The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyedand bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager."Never better."The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guysnoring?""Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Navy guy."How'd you manage that?" asked the manager."He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in theroom," the sailor explained."I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight,beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me." ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 12, 2001 Report Share Posted December 12, 2001 A wrinkled old crone got on the train and, exhausted, retired to her bed, which was the upper berth in a sleeper car.Shortly after falling asleep, the woman was awakened by loud snoring from the lower berth. She tried wrappingthe blankets around her head, but to no avail; finally, she kicked and banged her heels on the mattress. Moments later a man's voice came from below."Save your energy lady," he said, "I got a good look at you when you came on board."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotelroom was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded, "orjust a bed, I don't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an AirForce guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad tosplit the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores soloudly that people in adjoining rooms have complainedin the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.""No problem," the tired Navy man assured him, "I'll take it."The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyedand bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager."Never better."The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guysnoring?""Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Navy guy."How'd you manage that?" asked the manager."He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in theroom," the sailor explained."I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight,beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me." ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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