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----- Janice & her mother in Chicago>>> >> > A blonde named Janice, and her mother moved last> > spring to Chicago. One night in late November the> > weatherman announced there would be 5 to 7 inches of> > snow overnight and you should park your car on the> > odd-numbered side of the street. The Blonde turned> > to her mother and said, "Wow, snow," and dutifully> > moved her car to the other side of the street,> >> > A few nights later the news report said there would> > be 8 to 10 inches of snow and cars should be parked> > on the even-numbered side of the street. "Wow, more> > snow," she told her mom and moved her car.> >> > A week and a half later Janice the blonde and mama> > were watching the 11 O'clock news during a new> > snowstorm and the reporter said there would be......> > 18 inches of snow by morning and you should park> > your car .....at which point the power went off. Janice> > didn't know where to put the car so she asked mama> > what she thought.> >> > After a short hesitation and a long gulp of beer she> > said, "Hell, why not just take a chance and leave it in> > the garage this time!"> >>>>

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----- Janice & her mother in Chicago>>> >> > A blonde named Janice, and her mother moved last> > spring to Chicago. One night in late November the> > weatherman announced there would be 5 to 7 inches of> > snow overnight and you should park your car on the> > odd-numbered side of the street. The Blonde turned> > to her mother and said, "Wow, snow," and dutifully> > moved her car to the other side of the street,> >> > A few nights later the news report said there would> > be 8 to 10 inches of snow and cars should be parked> > on the even-numbered side of the street. "Wow, more> > snow," she told her mom and moved her car.> >> > A week and a half later Janice the blonde and mama> > were watching the 11 O'clock news during a new> > snowstorm and the reporter said there would be......> > 18 inches of snow by morning and you should park> > your car .....at which point the power went off. Janice> > didn't know where to put the car so she asked mama> > what she thought.> >> > After a short hesitation and a long gulp of beer she> > said, "Hell, why not just take a chance and leave it in> > the garage this time!"> >>>>

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