Guest guest Posted December 17, 2001 Report Share Posted December 17, 2001 I think they've found a way to keep us from getting sick this winter!!! Miss Annie was in her eighties, and much admired for herSweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoonearly in the spring, and she welcomed him into her n parlorShe invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glassbowl sitting on top of it, filled with water.In the water floated, of all things... a condom. Imagine his shock andsurprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Annie had flipped orsomething...! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in herparlor. When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat.The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and itsstrange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist nolonger."Miss Annie," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"(pointing to the bowl)."Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown lastfall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on theorgan, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease.And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 17, 2001 Report Share Posted December 17, 2001 I think they've found a way to keep us from getting sick this winter!!! Miss Annie was in her eighties, and much admired for herSweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoonearly in the spring, and she welcomed him into her n parlorShe invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glassbowl sitting on top of it, filled with water.In the water floated, of all things... a condom. Imagine his shock andsurprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Annie had flipped orsomething...! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in herparlor. When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat.The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and itsstrange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist nolonger."Miss Annie," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"(pointing to the bowl)."Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown lastfall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on theorgan, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease.And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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