Fw: HO HO HO Bah Humbug joke

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> Subject: FW: HO HO HO Bah Humbug

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> T'was the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

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> He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

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> Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks

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> I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

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> I've busted my ass for damn near a year,

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> Instead of " Thanks Santa " --what do I hear?

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> The old lady bitches cause I work late at night

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> The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

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> Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids

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> Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS

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> And just when I thought that things would get better

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> Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter! ,

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> They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny

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> Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

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> And the kids these days--they all are the pits

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> They want the impossible--Those mean little shits

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> I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

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> Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

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> I made a ton of yo yo's--NO request for them,

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> They want computers and robots.. they think I'm IBM!

>

> Flying through the air...dodging the trees

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> Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

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> I'm quitting this job.. there's just no enjoyment

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> I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

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> There's no Christmas this year.. now you know the

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> reason,

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> I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!

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[Guest guest]

> Subject: FW: HO HO HO Bah Humbug

>

>

> T'was the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

>

> He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

>

> Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks

>

> I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

>

> I've busted my ass for damn near a year,

>

> Instead of " Thanks Santa " --what do I hear?

>

> The old lady bitches cause I work late at night

>

> The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

>

> Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids

>

> Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS

>

> And just when I thought that things would get better

>

> Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter! ,

>

> They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny

>

> Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

>

> And the kids these days--they all are the pits

>

> They want the impossible--Those mean little shits

>

> I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

>

> Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

>

> I made a ton of yo yo's--NO request for them,

>

> They want computers and robots.. they think I'm IBM!

>

> Flying through the air...dodging the trees

>

> Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

>

> I'm quitting this job.. there's just no enjoyment

>

> I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

>

> There's no Christmas this year.. now you know the

>

> reason,

>

> I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!

>

>

>

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