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> THE PURPLE HAT

>

> Beautiful Women

>

> Age 3: She looks at herself and sees a Queen.

>

> Age 8: She looks at herself and sees Cinderella

>

> Age 15: She looks at herself and sees an Ugly Sister (Mom, I can't go to

> school looking like this!)

>

> Age 20: She looks at herself and sees " too fat/too thin, too short/too

> tall, too straight/too curly " -but decides she's going out anyway.

>

> Age 30: She looks at herself and sees " too fat/too thin, too short/too

> tall, too straight/too curly " -but decides she doesn't have time to fix

> it so she's going out anyway.

>

> Age 40: She looks at herself and sees " too fat/too thin, too short/too

> tall, too straight/too curly " -but says, " At least, I am 'clean " and goes

> out anyway.

>

> Age 50: She looks at herself and sees " who she really is " and goes

> wherever she wants to go.

>

> Age 60: She looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who

> can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers

> the world.

>

> Age 70: She looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes

> out and enjoys life.

>

> Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out

> to have fun with the world.

>

> Maybe we should all grab that purple hat earlier.

>

> Please send this to five phenomenal women today.

>

> If you do, something good will happen - you will boost another woman's

> self esteem.

>

> If you don't ... your left boob will drop off.

>

> Got enough gravitational problems with the boobs as it is, so I don't

> dare break the chain!

>

>

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> THE PURPLE HAT

>

> Beautiful Women

>

> Age 3: She looks at herself and sees a Queen.

>

> Age 8: She looks at herself and sees Cinderella

>

> Age 15: She looks at herself and sees an Ugly Sister (Mom, I can't go to

> school looking like this!)

>

> Age 20: She looks at herself and sees " too fat/too thin, too short/too

> tall, too straight/too curly " -but decides she's going out anyway.

>

> Age 30: She looks at herself and sees " too fat/too thin, too short/too

> tall, too straight/too curly " -but decides she doesn't have time to fix

> it so she's going out anyway.

>

> Age 40: She looks at herself and sees " too fat/too thin, too short/too

> tall, too straight/too curly " -but says, " At least, I am 'clean " and goes

> out anyway.

>

> Age 50: She looks at herself and sees " who she really is " and goes

> wherever she wants to go.

>

> Age 60: She looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who

> can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers

> the world.

>

> Age 70: She looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes

> out and enjoys life.

>

> Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out

> to have fun with the world.

>

> Maybe we should all grab that purple hat earlier.

>

> Please send this to five phenomenal women today.

>

> If you do, something good will happen - you will boost another woman's

> self esteem.

>

> If you don't ... your left boob will drop off.

>

> Got enough gravitational problems with the boobs as it is, so I don't

> dare break the chain!

>

>

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